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BS: Christmas Story

13 Dec 06 - 03:29 AM (#1908130)
Subject: BS: Christmas Story
From: Rasener

Just thought I wopuld start a new thread where we could all make a story about Xmas. Th eidea is to add one sentence at a time.

So here goes.

Once upon a time in the land where everyday is Christmas.......


13 Dec 06 - 04:03 AM (#1908145)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: John MacKenzie

Santa Claus died from overwork.


13 Dec 06 - 04:10 AM (#1908149)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: John O'L

But, since every night was also Christmas Eve, the elves were able to give him just one more year to get it right.


13 Dec 06 - 04:18 AM (#1908155)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Georgiansilver

or even one more night to get it right.


13 Dec 06 - 04:20 AM (#1908156)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: fat B****rd

Just when Santa was at his lowest a bright star appeared in the sky.


13 Dec 06 - 04:44 AM (#1908169)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Rasener

It was Freddie Mercury


13 Dec 06 - 12:39 PM (#1908510)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: GUEST, ...

dressed in gold lycra


13 Dec 06 - 12:45 PM (#1908514)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: eddie1

singing "Away in a Manger"


13 Dec 06 - 12:49 PM (#1908519)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Bert

And now we have 730000 Jesuses!


13 Dec 06 - 01:00 PM (#1908524)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Rasener

And they all turn into meteorites


13 Dec 06 - 01:07 PM (#1908532)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: David C. Carter

holding lighters in the air,and swaying to'Like a Rolling Stone'


13 Dec 06 - 06:02 PM (#1908809)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Cluin

But one ragged little malcontent wasn't singing. He just stood there glowering.


13 Dec 06 - 06:11 PM (#1908823)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Rasener

He must have been Father Christmas


13 Dec 06 - 06:12 PM (#1908824)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: ranger1

who had just been mugged outside the shopping mall


13 Dec 06 - 06:20 PM (#1908833)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: katlaughing

But, the reindeer, led by Rudolph, were in hot pursuit of the cheeky bas***** who had the gall to do such a thing!


13 Dec 06 - 06:35 PM (#1908850)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Becca72

Donner and Blitzen quit, being tired of staring at Rudolph's hindquarters all the time.


13 Dec 06 - 07:07 PM (#1908899)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Cluin

And Rudolph wouldn't put out for them.... the bitch!


13 Dec 06 - 07:14 PM (#1908912)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: David C. Carter

But, his nightly Viagra dose was starting to take effect.


14 Dec 06 - 04:35 AM (#1909164)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: fat B****rd

And he began shaking all over but then remembered that the playing of such things is forbidden.


14 Dec 06 - 06:05 AM (#1909215)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Rasener

However father Christmas was rather stiff and couldn't come down the chimney


14 Dec 06 - 07:21 AM (#1909286)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: David C. Carter

Actually,he couldn't come anywhere!


19 Dec 06 - 06:55 AM (#1913447)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Cluin

Not since the slip on the Taylor's roof back in '98.


20 Dec 06 - 01:32 AM (#1914428)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: skarpi

Villan , In Akureyri witch is town in North of Iceland there is
a christmas all year around in a place they call " the little
christmastown " it started small but it has grown with every year .

oh and we have thirteen " santas " that we call " julelads "
thirteen days before christmas they start to come from the mountains
one for each day .

oh well
all the best Skarpi Iceland.


20 Dec 06 - 01:29 PM (#1914962)
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Rasener

Have a good one Skarpi and happy new year. The same to all other Mudcatters.

Les