13 Dec 06 - 04:12 PM (#1908717) Subject: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Gervase I'm sorry - nothing whatsoever to do with folk music or Iraq, and a fine example of non-censorship; this made me laugh out loud. Persevere with the readers' coments! |
13 Dec 06 - 04:30 PM (#1908730) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Becca72 "Posted by Martin Wildoat on 10:56am Wed 29 Nov 06 I agree with this action. Pigeons carry all manner of diseases like AIDS, malaria, rabies and mad cow disease to name but a few. They are also very aggressive and I can vouch for this as I was attacked by a flock and pecked severely while on my way home from flower arranging classes. In fact I would be more than happy to help in the killing of these evil creatures. Well done Kingston council keep up the good work." I can only hope this one's a joke... |
13 Dec 06 - 05:16 PM (#1908771) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Bill D Kinda hard to separate the serious, but weird, from the jokes in this one. Makes fascinating reading. |
13 Dec 06 - 05:18 PM (#1908772) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: katlaughing It seems to me they are all tongue in cheek, Becca, quite like some of the old threads here at the Mudcat. Thanks, Gervase! I thinkyou should warn anyone who may have a beverage before they start reading though!:-> |
13 Dec 06 - 05:30 PM (#1908783) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Rasener Pidgeon Pie is luvverly |
13 Dec 06 - 06:02 PM (#1908810) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Paul from Hull That was great! Thanks Gervase! |
13 Dec 06 - 06:45 PM (#1908862) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: SINSULL My favorite: Posted by: Mrs Dallinger on 3:39pm Sat 2 Dec 06 Pigeons pecked my old aunty Betty to death at Lourdes in 1944. At first we we were very upset but we can all see the funny side when we look back now. Mrs D Dallinger |
13 Dec 06 - 06:51 PM (#1908872) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Geoff the Duck I'll get back to it. It goes on forever. Quack! GtD. |
13 Dec 06 - 07:25 PM (#1908923) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Liz the Squeak Flying wizards of Satan!! Finally, someone I can relate to... I must call her up at once. She's not related to this Mrs Dallinger is she? And is Mrs Dallinger really Penelope whatserface seen in threads here before? Gervase..... I despair of you sometimes.. I really do! LTS |
14 Dec 06 - 06:40 AM (#1909242) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: GUEST pidgins are rubbish. |
14 Dec 06 - 10:54 AM (#1909459) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Morticia Pure, dead brilliant.....I often mistake corgis for horses too. |
14 Dec 06 - 02:34 PM (#1909616) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Cllr superb gervase, thanks for calling our attention to it |
15 Dec 06 - 08:21 AM (#1910161) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Uncle_DaveO The word is "pigeon". Not "pidgin"; that's a language term. Not "Pidgeon"; that's the name of an actor. Pigeon! Pigeon! Pigeon! Dave Oesterreich |
15 Dec 06 - 09:32 AM (#1910203) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: GUEST,זרוע הא& Torah! Torah! Torah! |
15 Dec 06 - 03:27 PM (#1910472) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Gervase Pidgin am belong rubbish! |
15 Dec 06 - 03:41 PM (#1910479) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: MMario I never realized pigeons were bred from dolphins. Interesting, that. |
15 Dec 06 - 04:21 PM (#1910511) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Skivee I always secretly suspected that those beady-eyed rats with wings had it in for us. |
15 Dec 06 - 07:41 PM (#1910628) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: John O'L Haven't had such a good laugh in ages. Tears rolling down my face, and I've only read the first dozen or so. Thanks Gervase. |
15 Dec 06 - 08:29 PM (#1910649) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Gizmo roflmao |
15 Dec 06 - 09:32 PM (#1910669) Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: SINSULL Feed the birds. Tuppence a bag. BANG! BANG! Take that Mary Poppins! |