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14 Dec 06 - 07:00 AM (#1909257) Subject: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie It must be time for this year's Mudcat pantomime. [Oh yes it is!] Giok |
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14 Dec 06 - 07:07 AM (#1909267) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: JennyO Oh no it's not! |
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14 Dec 06 - 07:11 AM (#1909272) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Leadfingers Its BEHIND you !! |
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14 Dec 06 - 08:46 AM (#1909348) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Snuffy ONO i TIZZENT |
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14 Dec 06 - 08:51 AM (#1909353) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Rapparee It's all around me! It's all around me! |
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14 Dec 06 - 08:51 AM (#1909354) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Splott Man Alright |
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14 Dec 06 - 08:56 AM (#1909357) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock! |
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14 Dec 06 - 09:07 AM (#1909365) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: fat B****rd AAAAAAAAAAAAArgh !! It's The Sisty Uglers played by........... |
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14 Dec 06 - 09:10 AM (#1909372) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Dave Earl Would I be a Golden Egg if I got laid last night? |
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14 Dec 06 - 09:38 AM (#1909399) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie It would be a bloody miracle if I got laid last night! |
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14 Dec 06 - 09:39 AM (#1909401) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Trevor Bloody hell, this slipper's tight. And where are all those mice that are supposed to be doing the sweeping up? |
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14 Dec 06 - 10:30 AM (#1909434) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: JennyO Gone to the bancy fall to lall in fove with the pransome hince, no doubt. |
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14 Dec 06 - 10:41 AM (#1909447) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Emma B enter the Fairy Godmother |
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14 Dec 06 - 11:37 AM (#1909488) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Splott Man You enter the Fairy Godmother yourself! I can't afford the fallout. 8-) |
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14 Dec 06 - 11:45 AM (#1909492) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie Or the medication! |
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14 Dec 06 - 11:59 AM (#1909502) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Leadfingers And at Midnight , Cinderella's Pumpkin Coach turned into a motel ! |
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14 Dec 06 - 12:21 PM (#1909528) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie I turned into a lay-by once! |
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14 Dec 06 - 01:17 PM (#1909563) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Rapparee Heck, that's nothing. I turned into a bar! |
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14 Dec 06 - 03:01 PM (#1909636) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Megan L I might hae kent wha wis ahint this ya daft auld begger. |
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14 Dec 06 - 05:51 PM (#1909740) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Liz the Squeak 20 miles to London and still no sign of Dick. Well someone had to do it.... LTS |
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14 Dec 06 - 06:01 PM (#1909745) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Rapparee Whittington, I presume? |
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15 Dec 06 - 02:14 AM (#1909997) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: alison I do declare the prince's balls get bigger every year we know a song about that - don't we boys and girls? (couldn't resist either LTS) slainte alison |
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15 Dec 06 - 02:28 AM (#1909998) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Mingulay I see Dick's got his old pussy in tow again!!!! What do you mean by "rub this and see what happens" ? Oooohhhh, it's got a magic wick! |
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15 Dec 06 - 04:40 AM (#1910039) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie Abanazer silently slipped his sparkling siver scimitar slowly from it's sheath. G. |
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15 Dec 06 - 04:56 AM (#1910046) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Dave Earl And Snow White said "It's not very nice out" so he put it away! Sorry like LTS couldn't resist Dave |
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15 Dec 06 - 05:05 AM (#1910051) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: David C. Carter The Wicked Queen said"Ooo,can I see that again?" |
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15 Dec 06 - 07:38 AM (#1910137) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Splott Man "A Mayor? I've never met a Mayor before. How do I address you?" "You say 'Your Grace.'" "Oh.... For what I am about to receive, may I be truly grateful!" It is difficult to resist isn't it! |
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15 Dec 06 - 09:20 AM (#1910195) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Roger the Skiffler ...Are we feeling Happy? Well Grumpy hasn't.... RtS |
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15 Dec 06 - 10:28 PM (#1910712) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: David C. Carter been feeling Happy for some time,and Happy is starting to feel a little bit grumpy... |
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16 Dec 06 - 04:08 AM (#1910832) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Geordie-Peorgie Cinderella: I cannot go to the ball because I have 'the ladies curse' at the moment" Fairy Godmother: I shall turn this pumpkin into a tampon and you SHALL go to the ball...... But for chrissake be back b y midnight!!!" |
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16 Dec 06 - 07:29 AM (#1910908) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland booo booooooo hiss booooooooooo cheer hiss boo |
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16 Dec 06 - 08:00 AM (#1910928) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie Crocodile! What crocodile? |
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16 Dec 06 - 11:42 AM (#1911064) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: lady penelope At which point Sleeping Beauty could take no more..... Overturning the spinning wheel she lept across the room, punched Prince Charming's lights out, stole his horse and set about a crusade to free fairy tale damsels from the tiranny of narrative....... Ah Bum Hug...... |
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16 Dec 06 - 11:51 AM (#1911072) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie "Parker" said Lady Penelope "Yuss moi laidee" said Parker. "Pimp my ride" said Lady Penelope. G. |
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17 Dec 06 - 02:36 AM (#1911524) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Liz the Squeak And stop that Puss from doing that in my good boots! LTS |
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17 Dec 06 - 05:10 AM (#1911567) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie Must be very high boots indeed if you can get that in there too Dick! |
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17 Dec 06 - 08:46 AM (#1911707) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: DMcG In comes I, a hero bold, With - coz its winter - a dreadful cold. |
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17 Dec 06 - 08:58 AM (#1911713) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie Come in, come in it's nice and hot, You say you've a cold, but you don't say what! |
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17 Dec 06 - 09:56 AM (#1911748) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Leadfingers I said I've a cold - Now dont be silly Is in my Nose , not in my - - - elbow ? |
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17 Dec 06 - 10:39 AM (#1911771) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: DMcG A star on my breast like silver should shine But instead there's just spirit of turpentine. |
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17 Dec 06 - 11:08 AM (#1911787) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Rapparee I am the Evil Fairy Godfather. Poof! You're a garden slug! |
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17 Dec 06 - 12:00 PM (#1911818) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie I saw in you in garden, I saw you on the roof I saw the way you glide along, Garden slug, you are a p**f |
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17 Dec 06 - 04:29 PM (#1912043) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Liz the Squeak What? Still no sign of Dick? LTS I've had a difficult weekend, alright?! |
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17 Dec 06 - 05:04 PM (#1912088) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Dead Horse In comes Dick and all his men He's come to see you once again He once was hairy stout and strong But alas I fear he wont be long For what was once all cock-a-hoop Now lies grey with quite a droop His mane is gone, also his vigour He's lost his poke, likewise his figure His girth is as it was before But now it sags and points to the floor Where often it has been of use Alas, shows signs of self abuse So quickly wave your magic stick That once again "In comes Dick" |
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17 Dec 06 - 07:34 PM (#1912197) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Herga Kitty Well, I haven't spotted Dick yet... (though t'was I who helped Aladdin find a cave that wasn't there, and I who made Dick Whittington turn round and then Lord Mayor). A Fairy past 40 |
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18 Dec 06 - 01:53 AM (#1912361) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Bert The Fairy Godmother says "You must be home by midnight or your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella returns at 2 am. with a glazed look in her eyes and says "I met this gorgeous Prince. His name was Peter, Peter something or other" |
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18 Dec 06 - 05:09 AM (#1912430) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Liz the Squeak That's all very well, but what am I going to do with a size 14 glass welly? LTS |
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18 Dec 06 - 08:13 AM (#1912531) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: GUEST Is that how you spell welly??? |
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18 Dec 06 - 08:22 AM (#1912536) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: GUEST Glass Welly did not answer, but wished he had a size 14. |
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18 Dec 06 - 08:32 AM (#1912542) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: The Fooles Troupe Mine's a foot long. That's a good length for a foot, you know. |
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18 Dec 06 - 10:13 AM (#1912624) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie Your post could become a leg end in your own lifetime Robin. G. |
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18 Dec 06 - 11:57 AM (#1912738) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Liz the Squeak Cut the end off or you'll get chaps.... or is that the idea? LTS |
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18 Dec 06 - 04:19 PM (#1912965) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Bert Is that how you spell welly? Of course not, it's either Welly or Wellie. Has to be capitalised for the Great Duke himself. |
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18 Dec 06 - 04:31 PM (#1912985) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie The Duke wore spurs on his. G |
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18 Dec 06 - 04:42 PM (#1912998) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Leadfingers Iv'e got twelve inches , but I dont use it as a rule ! |
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18 Dec 06 - 07:41 PM (#1913141) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: The Fooles Troupe I do hope that Santa doesn't come down the chimney again at my place this year - I've only just finished cleaning up the mess from last year! |
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19 Dec 06 - 03:01 AM (#1913348) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Liz the Squeak Oh yes he will!!! LTS |
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19 Dec 06 - 04:16 AM (#1913371) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: fat B****rd Meanwhile back in Pantoland............ |
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19 Dec 06 - 04:32 AM (#1913384) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie It's me Fairy Nuff, I can do lots of stuff That will make you all gasp, and your instruments clasp Instead of blow whistles I will cause you to suck 'em Your lutes and your tipples, it's time to say "Pluck them" Begone with dull care, your hair stick a flower in Sit up to the fire, gnu throw on a bodhran When the flames they are leaping as high as they can go We'll measure our pleasure, by throwing in a banjo |
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19 Dec 06 - 06:12 AM (#1913420) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Liz the Squeak To warm your cockles on your sojourn, Stoke up the fire, throw on a melojun. LTS |
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19 Dec 06 - 09:08 AM (#1913547) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: GUEST,Squeezeme An accordion too, but the fumes please avoid, 'cos the finish is made from.... * * * * * * * * ....nitrous celluloid |
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19 Dec 06 - 09:13 AM (#1913556) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: GUEST And too much smoke might make you feel sick, And not too close or you might burn your Whittington [Can't seem to quite get that to rhyme :-( ] |
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19 Dec 06 - 10:10 PM (#1914330) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: The Fooles Troupe Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer... |
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20 Dec 06 - 04:17 AM (#1914472) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Splott Man The Interview: Name? Buttons Birthdate? September 9. Year? Every year. Previous experience? Well, I worked in a Tiddleywink factory, but I found it counter productive. Then I got a job as a contortionist, but I couldn't make ends meet. |
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20 Dec 06 - 08:28 PM (#1915272) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: The Fooles Troupe And now, some Christmas Carols |
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21 Dec 06 - 04:58 PM (#1916083) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: lady penelope Hark the jelly babies sing Beecham pills are just the thing They are very meek and mild Two for a grown up, one for a child If you want to go to heaven Take the double dose of seven If you want to go hell Take twelve dozen packets as well Hark the jelly babies sing Beecham pills are just the thing I'm sorry..... where were we? |
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24 Dec 06 - 06:59 AM (#1918057) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: GUEST,,e Personally, I think this version flows better: Hark the jelly babies sing Beecham pills are just the thing They are very meek and mild Two for a grown up, one for a child If you want to go to heaven Take the double dose of seven If you want to go hell Take the lot; you might as well Hark the jelly babies sing Beecham pills are just the thing |
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24 Dec 06 - 07:51 AM (#1918075) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: The Fooles Troupe A Charisma Scare Roll Go dressed team marriage end dull meant Lit north ink cutest May Forge eases cry star say fiord West boor non crisp mistake, Two safe assault form say tons spar Win whee wore gonifs tray; Owe, tide ink's off come fort enjoy, come fort enjoy, Owe tye eye dink's off come fort enjoy. |
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24 Dec 06 - 07:54 AM (#1918078) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: The Fooles Troupe An Udder Charisma Scare Roll Oak gum ball if facefull, choy fall ant dry infant; Gum ball ease it is sins off heavy nabob. Gum band a door imp, barn off kinky faint shells. Oak omelet acid Durham, oak omelet acid Durham, Oak gum lettuce at Durhammm, cry, I still hoard. |
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02 Jan 07 - 05:44 AM (#1924621) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: The Fooles Troupe Say.... they've all buggered orf... |
