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18 Dec 06 - 03:57 PM (#1912941) Subject: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: InOBU Well: I've got this started most years for a while now. I am feeling a little low this year, and have no great start, so, it is up to the rest of you, I will try and chime in a bit latter... Twas the night before Mudcat Christmas, and all through the net Hardly a mudcat was stirring, well, at least not as yet... |
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18 Dec 06 - 04:00 PM (#1912945) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: MMario The Tavern was crusty with jello and sludge The Binging and boozin' had hardly begun. |
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18 Dec 06 - 04:20 PM (#1912969) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: SharonA The threads were all strung on the Forum with care With music threads high and BS threads down there. |
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18 Dec 06 - 04:23 PM (#1912974) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Bert And Larry was blue which made us all sad get down to the tavern there's booze to be had. (If there's any credit left on my card) |
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18 Dec 06 - 04:24 PM (#1912977) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Leadfingers Though several members were feeling quite flat 'Cos each time they looked there was No One in Chat |
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18 Dec 06 - 04:29 PM (#1912983) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: MMario Bert's Platinum card shone bright as a Star With friction from running the machine in the bar His balance grew larger with every charge Fear Not! for his credit line also enlarged! |
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18 Dec 06 - 04:33 PM (#1912986) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: freda underhill The catters were nestled all snug in their beds, While riddles from Secret Santas bemused their wee heads.. |
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18 Dec 06 - 05:11 PM (#1913019) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: fat B****rd While those who played bhodrans and banjos were mocked Some traitors got out their Fenders and rocked |
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18 Dec 06 - 05:28 PM (#1913038) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: fat B****rd fB decided he'd had too much whiskey and thought that last post a little bit risky |
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18 Dec 06 - 05:36 PM (#1913045) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Georgiansilver The beer, wine and whisky were flowin' so free, And catters all were overcome with such glee |
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18 Dec 06 - 05:41 PM (#1913048) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Liz the Squeak The snowmen were standing exposing themselves And being deleted and censored by Elves! LTS |
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18 Dec 06 - 07:37 PM (#1913138) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: SINSULL A crucified snowman lights up SINSULL's street And a giant erection makes the display complete. |
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18 Dec 06 - 09:52 PM (#1913236) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: katlaughing Creeping around in the corners at night Were Max, Jeff, and Joe...all of them tight! |
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18 Dec 06 - 10:29 PM (#1913255) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Linda Goodman Zebooker The cookies were frosted with sparkling white icing Laid out on a blue plate, they looked real enticing. |
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18 Dec 06 - 11:15 PM (#1913281) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Leadfingers And while a good few were out making merry They looked forward to having a good time in Portaferry |
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18 Dec 06 - 11:16 PM (#1913284) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: TRUBRIT I can't rhyme it but Sinsull is totally right about the giant snow man and the even more giant erection .... Tammy gets points for recognizing it first!! |
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19 Dec 06 - 04:22 AM (#1913375) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: John MacKenzie I giant erection? It shocks, hope it pleases But go put a blindfold, on that headless Jesus [nearly] Oh it's only a snowman, in thaw it will fall It's sad, but it's better, than no man at all. |
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19 Dec 06 - 05:29 AM (#1913400) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Scrump Blimey, McKenzie, I can't follow that! (Hope he covered it up with dad's old bowler hat?) |
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19 Dec 06 - 05:36 AM (#1913404) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Fidjit Now you may think that he's a bit of a thicky He's not you know, Splot Man made a, "Blue clicky"! |
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19 Dec 06 - 06:03 AM (#1913413) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Micca The snowman is standing like a giant from a story like a Maine Patriot showing off his "Old Glory" They could dress the erection in a Jimmy T thong advertising Viagra since its lasted so long and many more folks around about it were whinging the thing is all drive shaft , no trace of an engine |
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19 Dec 06 - 06:29 AM (#1913431) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: John MacKenzie The engines are all on their nice reservation Making buck in Casino's, they are the first nation You can play on their bandits, you can injure your liver But watch out for Chief Santa, he's an Indian giver. |
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19 Dec 06 - 10:28 AM (#1913647) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Linda Goodman Zebooker The posts were all set standing upright with care 3 tits perched on each, gently cleaving the air. |
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19 Dec 06 - 10:42 AM (#1913662) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: katlaughing Vintage "Night Befores" mingled with new ones quite freely, While Max and the elves got stuck in the chimney, really?! |
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19 Dec 06 - 10:49 AM (#1913670) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Micca Ah, Linda there is nothing better on a bright December day then observing the cleavage between a fine pair of tits(Cyanistes caeruleus) "and out on the roof theres a sound like the rain the reindeer recycycling Budweiser again" |
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19 Dec 06 - 11:01 AM (#1913692) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Tinker And Santa appears with more coal from the cellar An appropriate gift for some fine randy fella One with a bit more heat than the snowman The tittling ladies will never say "No man." |
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19 Dec 06 - 11:04 AM (#1913693) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: MMario Say santa, while you were down by the coal, did you spot the Captain, down in that hole? |
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19 Dec 06 - 11:13 AM (#1913712) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Tinker Santa's beard it was full of crumbly cookies Distracted by food he didn't quite lookie For there in the cornor on ol' Kendall's lap Was Jacqui curled up for a long winter's nap |
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19 Dec 06 - 11:14 AM (#1913714) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: John MacKenzie In the cellar again Cap'n, how can that be? He said "That woman is making a fuel out of me". I said "Do you think she's confused you with some nutty slack?" He said "If you think this is nutty you've never met Jacqui!" Giok |
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19 Dec 06 - 11:28 AM (#1913733) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: wysiwyg Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house Was the smoke of the bulk-cooked meat loaf and roast grouse. In 12 pounds and 6 they had come from the store, Their red, germy juices to leak evermore. The bags soon were trashed (with bacterial load) And the roasting begun in the git-r-done mode. The pork steaks snuck in and were too all a-sizzly, For the stocking of freezer was going, by Wizzy. On Hardi, on Wizzy, on choir for the season, The busyness must ramp on up, for some reason! On acolytes, on lectors, on church secretary, By Christmas you'll be quite holy, though weary! ~S~ |
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19 Dec 06 - 11:30 AM (#1913735) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Tinker Ah Giok I'd be careful of those Ladies from Maine For in a short season you'll be vistin' again Beware -- I hear SINSULL is needing a lackey To deliver her gifts both wacky and tacky As Rudolph and Frosty are both too distracted You might have some words to be soon retracted Ewetopia dear lamb has not yet been forgotten She's been planning reunions with you and the cousins |
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19 Dec 06 - 11:53 AM (#1913754) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Tinker Ah Wizzy the padgent was perect-- Grandpa smiled long And tradition was snubbed in favor of song The angels they flitted-- never on cue And the candles waved wildly like a concert I knew But the old guard was mumbling it's just not the same Changing tradition is not why I came And I heard round the youth group from teens old and new How dare you change things -we know better than you .. Cradle Episcopalians of 15 plus years Shaking their heads, tisk tisk Hrummphears And I heard them exclaim as they walked through the door Those youngsters have no respect for our traditinal lore. |
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19 Dec 06 - 04:00 PM (#1914030) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: wysiwyg Brava, Tinker!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~Susan (maybe we'll recite it at the setting of the creche....) |
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19 Dec 06 - 04:06 PM (#1914036) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: MMario hee-hee-hee! Tinker - so true, so true!!!!!! On the other hand _ I wish I could locate an intact copy of "The Nativity of Our Lord according to the Flock By Night" -- a very non-traditonal Christmas pageant including everything from reminiscences by the donkey that MAry rode, to "three wise owls" and a pig/spy from King Herod.... |
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19 Dec 06 - 04:45 PM (#1914059) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Tinker I knew you two would get it. I didn't realize the Cradle Episcopalian need to eshew change in favor of tradition started before leaving your teens. the congregation loved Light of the World. But the older kids.... |
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19 Dec 06 - 05:04 PM (#1914079) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Tinker Listen my children it could have been worse There were other choices that even I cursed Deck the Stalls, (yes stalls) could have made your heads spin But I doubt even Maine would have taken me in |
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20 Dec 06 - 05:15 AM (#1914520) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: Liz the Squeak Oh that is truly appalling, King Herod? You missed a couple!! LTS |
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20 Dec 06 - 05:26 AM (#1914526) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: John MacKenzie First Ewetopia then that! What have I done to upset you Tink? Giok. |
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20 Dec 06 - 05:54 AM (#1914539) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: eddie1 Santa sat down and started to laugh, he Had heard the Seminoles had bought Hard Rock Cafe. Though his musical tastes run to quite eclectic It's a home for those 'Catters who will play electric! Eddie |
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20 Dec 06 - 08:50 AM (#1914651) Subject: RE: Twas the night before Mudcat Xmas 06 From: GUEST Electric, he thought, now can this be right? Perhaps I should give each a bodhran this night, Or a great big accordion, loud, shiny and neat All covered in mother of toilet seat.... Though are these traditional? Probably not, But if they don't like them I don't give a jot. What they can do, my generosity to repay Is dispose of them quickly; list them on eBay. |