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30 Dec 06 - 11:17 PM (#1922820) Subject: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: GUEST,oooh. yes.. shiver.. yes..!!!! well it worked for Kenneth Moore back in the late 60's early 70's.. and for samourai warriors.. [that movie with Charlie Bronson and Toshiro Mifune is proof enough its ok ] so then bloke mates.. keep 'em natural air chilled and cold water shocked and you'll be wrinkle free and making babies still in your 90's..!!! ..so is this pseudo science self help med therapy complete bollocks..??? |
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30 Dec 06 - 11:22 PM (#1922824) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: GUEST idiot you wont a female will |
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30 Dec 06 - 11:24 PM (#1922825) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: bobad Funny you should bring this up as my hot water tank crapped out yesterday. |
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31 Dec 06 - 02:26 AM (#1922901) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: JohnInKansas This may relate to the observed tendency for wearers of jockey style undies to have lower sperm motility than for those wearing boxer style. Some "fertility counselors" in fact recommend a switch to the "looser better ventilated" style for those who consult them. It is well documented that a principal reason for the infertility of caribou - domestic cattle crosses, produced in the attempt to get "beefier" caribou, is the excessive testicular temperature maintained by the thick hair inherited from the caribou. Successful breeding to at least third generation has been reported, but the "researchers" did note that keeping the bulls' balls shaved was a real chore. (They're not exactly house pets...) John |
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31 Dec 06 - 02:28 AM (#1922903) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Peace Nor are crabs! |
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31 Dec 06 - 02:32 AM (#1922904) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Peace Of course, "freezing your balls in cold water" is rather a must, isn't it. I mean, if you froze them in boiling water it would hurt lots, no? |
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31 Dec 06 - 02:40 AM (#1922907) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Peace Sure would kill off the crabs though. |
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31 Dec 06 - 04:54 AM (#1922941) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Dead Horse Dont know about the "wrinkle free" bit. My scrotum has more wrinkles than a thing that is very very wrinkly! |
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31 Dec 06 - 09:01 AM (#1923081) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Sorcha ROF! I think I'm glad I don't have them.......new judicial punishment? OK, dude, go shave caribou balls..... |
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31 Dec 06 - 09:12 AM (#1923093) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Emma B My friend's 15 year old son decided to "dip" in a highland lochan while we on holiday earlier this year. He declared, with a gasp, that his gonads had just passed his tonsils! Makes you glad to be a woman:) |
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31 Dec 06 - 11:41 AM (#1923197) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: GUEST,gi joe |
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31 Dec 06 - 11:42 AM (#1923198) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: GUEST,gi joe thems are GOOLIES lad GOOLIES |
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31 Dec 06 - 11:57 AM (#1923207) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Bee-dubya-ell Okay, I tried it. Put my balls in very cold water and left them there for an hour. Didn't improve my bowling score by a single point and made my fingers really cold. What gives? |
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31 Dec 06 - 12:03 PM (#1923211) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: skipy If you freeze your balls in cold water, you can use your scrotum as a cheese grater! Skipy |
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31 Dec 06 - 01:29 PM (#1923291) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Amos Why would anyone want to do that? A |
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31 Dec 06 - 01:44 PM (#1923309) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland and if you're a eunoch then it doesn't matter |
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31 Dec 06 - 01:47 PM (#1923313) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Bill D Does anyone besides me remember Dr. John Eichenlaub, author of a "marriage manual" in the 60s. who advocated an occasional "ice-spurred special" (HIS words) in which the woman would prepare a bag of ice cubes and jam it into her partners scrotum at the 'crucial moment'? (I do remember that excessive heat can adversely affect fertility, but 'perhaps' bags of ice are a bit over-reacting.) |
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31 Dec 06 - 01:48 PM (#1923316) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Metchosin Well I got blue balls for Christmas.....and that's the truth...pfffftt!LOL If you have blue balls, you can put them in the clothes dryer to fluff stuff up and stop static cling. |
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31 Dec 06 - 01:59 PM (#1923327) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: skipy Well o/k, nutmeg grater then. Skipy |
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31 Dec 06 - 05:43 PM (#1923543) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Amos Bill: Well, I have heard that idea before, but I never know whose it was. Now I feel much wiser, and set on revenge... A |
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31 Dec 06 - 07:01 PM (#1923597) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Slag Cold nuts. Hot wad. |
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31 Dec 06 - 08:25 PM (#1923658) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: McGrath of Harlow Who wants to be making babies in their nineties? |
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31 Dec 06 - 09:14 PM (#1923678) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: skipy I'd like to make a baby in my nightie! Skipy |
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01 Jan 07 - 06:50 AM (#1923849) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Liz the Squeak Can I just say.... EEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! LTS |
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02 Jan 07 - 01:12 AM (#1924541) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Gurney That is the clearest enunciation of a squeak I've ever seen. |
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02 Jan 07 - 01:19 AM (#1924543) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Peace BCW ACW |
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02 Jan 07 - 03:40 AM (#1924593) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Richard Bridge Be glad you are infertile - makes life a lot simpler. |
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02 Jan 07 - 11:49 AM (#1924864) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Grab Tom, if you're a eunuch, you might be able to drop your balls in cold water and watch from a position of invulnerability, since they aren't attached any more... |
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02 Jan 07 - 12:10 PM (#1924888) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Or you could just permafreeze 'em, and save yourself the trouble. |
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02 Jan 07 - 05:02 PM (#1925067) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Cluin Been doing it for years. I live beside Lake Superior. |
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03 Jan 07 - 06:43 AM (#1925489) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: s&r I remember the "Ice-spurred -special" but I remember the author of the book as an Dr Andrew Rennie Stu |
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03 Jan 07 - 07:52 AM (#1925526) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: skipy "In response to heat or total relaxation, the scrotum becomes very loose and soft, with a smooth surface, and the relaxed muscle fibers cause the testicles to hang farther from the body. These changes in the scrotum illustrate the primary function of the scrotum, which is to act as a natural climate control center for the testicles. The temperature in the scrotum is a degree or two lower than the usual body temperature of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. The testicles need this lower temperature in order to carry out their job of producing viable sperm. If the testicles are kept at body temperature or higher for a prolonged period, infertility or sterility can result. The scrotum continually monitors the environment for temperature changes and responds automatically in the way that is best for the production of healthy sperm." Skipy (cutandpaste) |
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03 Jan 07 - 09:01 AM (#1925564) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Bill D well, Rennie & others may have chimed in, but Eichenlaub made it famous. (I used to have a copy of that book...haven't seen it for years.) |
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03 Jan 07 - 04:22 PM (#1925886) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: McGrath of Harlow I'm surprised the Japanese or Americans don't seem to have come up with hi-tech refigerated underpants. Of course the Scots have a low-tech solution. |
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05 Jan 07 - 10:56 PM (#1927914) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Rowan And I'm surprised nobody has yet mentioned "spanner water" as a description of extremely cold water; I'm sure all the males here are familiar with the reason. Cheer, Rowan |
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06 Jan 07 - 12:04 AM (#1927955) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Rowan Perhaps it's an Oz-only expression. I've been asked by PM so I'd thought I'd explain publicly. Extremely cold water (in quantities large enough to jump in and swim) is known where I come from as spanner water because it tightens the nuts. Cheers, Rowan |
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06 Jan 07 - 12:06 AM (#1927957) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Cluin It doesn't so much tighten the nuts as it contracts the strings holding `em. Sucks `em up into the body, halfway to the ears. |
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06 Jan 07 - 07:12 PM (#1928707) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland i don't know if this true or not but I was told that if you wore very tight/tight trousers/jeans you would end up infertile. |
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06 Jan 07 - 07:29 PM (#1928719) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Amos The Chinese in ancient times used a box worn around the testicles as a form of male birth control. Cut down the sperm count. Dunno how they learned it, though. A |
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06 Jan 07 - 07:40 PM (#1928728) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Bee-dubya-ell Learned what, Amos? How to build a box? Heck, you're talking about the people who built the Great Wall of China. I'm sure a little box posed no engineering challenge. Oh.... You mean how did they learn about the effects of temperature on testicles and fertility. The same aliens that helped them build the Great Wall told them about it. |
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07 Jan 07 - 04:31 PM (#1929479) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Cluin It's what the Boxer Rebellion weas all about. I'd rebel too. |
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07 Jan 07 - 05:23 PM (#1929545) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Podger Cut and paste your own balls Skipy. |
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07 Jan 07 - 05:31 PM (#1929553) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: skipy I have! Skipy |
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07 Jan 07 - 05:33 PM (#1929558) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Cluin OVERSHARE! |
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07 Jan 07 - 05:51 PM (#1929580) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: John Hardly JohnInKansas posted the following information here. I'm pretty sure he mis-posted and meant the information for this thread, as he shared the following... "...will expand by about 633 inches for each degree F increase in temperature. So your bars[sic] will be so wrinkled up after they bump into each other they'll probaly crawl in a ditch and hide somewhere. ...It's so rare to see JohnInKansas make a typo like the bars/balls thing, much less to post in the entirely wrong thread. |
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07 Jan 07 - 05:56 PM (#1929588) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Rowan Cluin, you might be right about yours but, for my part, I recognise the effects of spanner water for what they are. As the old joke has it though, "there's always strings attached!" Cheers, Rowan |
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07 Jan 07 - 06:01 PM (#1929594) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: John Hardly So it would appear that there is a vas deferens between cold and warm balls? |
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07 Jan 07 - 06:20 PM (#1929619) Subject: RE: BS: freezing your balls in cold water.. From: Cluin Ouch! Fucking ouch! |
