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21 Jan 07 - 10:57 PM (#1943849) Subject: British Grenadiers[kids version] From: The Sandman I learnt this version from school chums. There was a brave old scotsman at the battle of waterloo. He lifted up hie petticoat and showed his cock a doodle doo. his cocka doodle doo was dirty so he showed his number two. His number two was dirtier and made all the frenchmen do a bunk anyone else have parodies of this song. |
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25 Jul 14 - 01:53 PM (#3645258) Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version] From: GUEST,Nutty woman There was a brave old scotchman at the battle of Waterloo The wind blew up his petticoat and shew his cockadoodledo His cockatoo was painted blue his arse was full,of scratches And every time the wind blew up he shew his cockadoodledo do |
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30 Jun 19 - 06:49 AM (#3998502) Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version] From: GUEST,John There was a brave young Scotsman at the battle of Waterloo The wind blew up his petticoat and showed his cockadoodledoo His cockadoodledoo was dirty he went and showed it to the queen The queen gave him a sixpence to have it painted green My dad used to sing this he was in the grenadier guards in the 1950s |
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26 Sep 20 - 01:16 AM (#4073139) Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version] From: GUEST There was a brave old Scotsman At the battle of Waterloo The wind blew up his petticoat and showed his hullabaloo His hullabaloo was dirty so he showed it to the queen And the queen she gave him sixpence to go and wash it clean Sung by my grandmother born Bethnal green 1898 |
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13 Aug 22 - 05:03 PM (#4150178) Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version] From: GUEST,Jo P There was a Bonny Scotsman, at the battle of Waterloo The wind blew up his petticoat and showed his ting-a-ling-a-loo His ting-a-loo was dirty, he showed it to the queen The queen was disappointed so she had it painted green Courtesy of my granny Connie who died in 2006 aged 99. She had many rude songs! |
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29 Dec 22 - 11:03 AM (#4160612) Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version] From: GUEST,Barbara There was a Bonnie Scotsman, who lived in Waterloo. The wind blew up his petticoat and showed his tutaloo. His tutaloo was dirty, and he showed it to the queen and the queen got so excited. She licked it nice and clean. |
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12 May 23 - 06:14 PM (#4172088) Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version] From: GUEST,Rosie My father's version,sung while gardening, was 'There was a dirty Scotsman At the Battle of Waterloo The wind blew up is petticoat And split is cock in two. We played the 'British Grenadiers' at his funeral. |
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17 May 23 - 06:03 PM (#4172453) Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version] From: Seamus Kennedy Belfast version: The donkey ate the coal-brick, And the wee dog piddled in the yard, The snow came down and froze it and made it slippery and hard |
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18 Jun 23 - 05:17 AM (#4174828) Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version] From: GUEST There was a dirty scotsman at the battle of waterloo, the wind blew up his kilt and showed his half past 2, his half past 2 was dirty he showed it to the queen, she said my man you know that is the dirtiest one I've ever seen.. |
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24 Sep 23 - 04:27 PM (#4182341) Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version] From: GUEST My dad (dirty old git) used to sing this one primarily to get on my old mum's nerves lol There was a brave old Scotsman at the Battle of Waterloo, the wind blew up his trouser leg and tickled his half-past two, his half-past was dirty he showed it to the Queen. The queen gave him sixpence to go and wash it clean! |
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24 Sep 23 - 04:27 PM (#4187454) Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version] From: GUEST My dad (dirty old git) used to sing this one primarily to get on my old mum's nerves lol There was a brave old Scotsman at the Battle of Waterloo, the wind blew up his trouser leg and tickled his half-past two, his half-past was dirty he showed it to the Queen. The queen gave him sixpence to go and wash it clean! |