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BS: Orlando Bloom

23 Jan 07 - 09:48 AM (#1945436)
Subject: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: GUEST,Dani Greenleaf

i have been looking everywhere for a way to get a date with orlando bloom, does anyone have any ideas?
im not joking about this i really want to see if theres a chance i could be his perfect woman....i mean its worth a try


23 Jan 07 - 09:49 AM (#1945437)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: MBSLynne

Swoon.....


23 Jan 07 - 09:53 AM (#1945441)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: Peace

Send him your picture. If he's interested I'm sure he'll call. Jaysus . . . .


23 Jan 07 - 09:53 AM (#1945442)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: Maryrrf

I think you'd be standing in a long line! The guy is gorgeous!


23 Jan 07 - 10:00 AM (#1945448)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: GUEST,Goldcrest 307955

Not trying to be rude but do you realy think there's much of a chance that he's going to have time to go on a date with a complete stranger?
I could be completly wrong but he probably would'nt want to go out with a stranger...
Peace's ideas you best plan though, I KNOW that people like that have someone to check their fanmail and sometimes their ordainary post too.


23 Jan 07 - 10:04 AM (#1945452)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: GUEST,Dani Greenleaf

ive tried sending him a letter through fanmail but it didnt get to him,anyone got any ideas on how to get a letter directly to him?


23 Jan 07 - 10:05 AM (#1945455)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: Alba

Well you know everyone is a stranger till you meet them and then...well who knows till they try!
Dani Greenleaf do not let anyone steal your dream.

yes Orlando is attractive but you will be glad to hear that he is most definetly not my type!*smile* Good Luck!
J


23 Jan 07 - 10:10 AM (#1945463)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: Wesley S

Have you tried stalking him yet? That approach usually gets their attention. And a restraining order.


23 Jan 07 - 10:14 AM (#1945466)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: Stilly River Sage

Start here. I'm sure you'll find clues as to his whereabouts if you study the backgrounds in these photos.


23 Jan 07 - 10:15 AM (#1945467)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: Peace

And you may have a rival.

"Orlando Bloom celebrated his 30th birthday with alleged new girlfriend Penelope Cruz on Saturday night January 13, 2007."


23 Jan 07 - 10:25 AM (#1945480)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: Captain Ginger

Wesley's being too passive!
You could try reading Screen International to see where he's currently filming, flying off there and hanging around the crew lot until such time as you can lunge forward and fix a letter to his kneecap (or any other bony part) with a gas-operated nailer.
That would get his attention.
But, speaking as a one-time stalkee, having a girl try too hard is just a teeny bit scary.


23 Jan 07 - 10:31 AM (#1945489)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: jeffp

And of course you're guaranteed to get useful advice on a folk music site.


23 Jan 07 - 10:36 AM (#1945495)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: Captain Ginger

hey jeffp - don't knock it!
How about she writes him a red-rosy letter, or threatens to throw herself in a grave both long, wide and deep?
Or maybe breaks a token - a ring maybe - and sends Orlando Bloom one half?
She could even run away in men's clothing and join the film industry as the Female Clapper Boy...
Sorry, time I got my coat...


23 Jan 07 - 12:28 PM (#1945628)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: Mrs.Duck

Its easy. First become an internationally famous movie star with incredibly long legs and a size 2 figure - the rest is childsplay.


23 Jan 07 - 01:46 PM (#1945710)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: GUEST

Who is Orlando Bloom ?


23 Jan 07 - 01:48 PM (#1945715)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: Captain Ginger

Leopold's nephew. Now be off about your business before I set the Google on you!


23 Jan 07 - 01:54 PM (#1945721)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: RangerSteve

Every actress I've ever had a crush on either ends up following a wacky religion, turns to a life of crime, dates Dennis Rodman, or in some way makes herself undesirable. Do some research before you develop a crush on someone.


23 Jan 07 - 01:59 PM (#1945731)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: Alba

"Who is Orlando Bloom ? "

Luka Bloom's brother of course!
:)


23 Jan 07 - 02:00 PM (#1945733)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: Peace

"Who is Orlando Bloom ?"

He's a wannabe rose bush from Florida.


23 Jan 07 - 03:30 PM (#1945819)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: MBSLynne

Er..who is Luka Bloom?

He (Orlando that is) is a drop-dead gorgeous film star. Legolas in "Lord of the Rings" and one of the stars of "Pirates of the Carribean"

I used to feel as you do about Herman of Herman's Hermits......

Love Lynne


23 Jan 07 - 03:36 PM (#1945830)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: Little Hawk

If you tell me how to get a date with Winona Ryder, I'll tell you how to get a date with Orlando Bloom. (after I've tested out your suggestion regarding Winona, that is...)


23 Jan 07 - 03:53 PM (#1945849)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: Wesley S

Little Hawk - Tell Winona that you're actually Orlando Bloom { in makeup for a new movie roll where you play a poor folksinger } - and I'll bet she goes out with you.


23 Jan 07 - 04:23 PM (#1945870)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: Little Hawk

Aha! Boy, they can do amazing stuff these days with makeup, can't they?


23 Jan 07 - 05:08 PM (#1945913)
Subject: RE: BS: Orlando Bloom
From: Bee

They can. I had a friend studying make-up arts use me for a 'remedial model' once (humiliatin'!), when I was about forty five years old. By the time she was finished I had easily a half kilo of 'product' on my face and looked like a fourteen year old doll... as long as we stayed under studio lighting. The cold light of the public washroom revealed a pretty scary lookin' powdery visage - under those lights I more resembled a seventeenth century French courtesan...d'une age certaine(sp?).