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BS: Saddam DID have a WMD

25 Jan 07 - 12:07 PM (#1947718)
Subject: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Wesley S

Here's the proof the Saddam DID have a weapon of mass destruction.

See it here


25 Jan 07 - 12:14 PM (#1947725)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Bill D

You'll notice that his deployment is flawed.


25 Jan 07 - 12:16 PM (#1947728)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: wysiwyg

He doesn't know the US approach to giving the finger while appearing to play a banjo, either.

I guess he and Rick Fielding didn't end up in the same place for Rick to help him with that, but maybe a banjo player enjoying the warmer climes will show him.

~S~


25 Jan 07 - 12:44 PM (#1947760)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: GUEST,heric

Nice picture. Remember when Steve Martin first hit the TV shows? His schtick was about how a banjo could have saved Richard Nixon.


25 Jan 07 - 01:12 PM (#1947790)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Georgiansilver

He actually looks menacing..as if pointing it at some poor unsuspecting underling Kurd


25 Jan 07 - 01:18 PM (#1947796)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: David C. Carter

He's not going to play this thing is he!


25 Jan 07 - 01:40 PM (#1947807)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Cluin

I come from a Tikrit foxhole with a banjo on my tit,
I amused myself while hiding here by playing with my shit.

Oh Parisoula, now don't you cry for me
My guilty ass will burn in hell for all eternity


25 Jan 07 - 02:37 PM (#1947872)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Scoville

He even recorded an album.


25 Jan 07 - 03:03 PM (#1947902)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: skipy

See, the world IS a better place, one less banjo player.
Skipy


25 Jan 07 - 03:07 PM (#1947907)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: wysiwyg

He even recorded an album...

...even fiendishly trying to disguise them as GUITARS!

~S~


25 Jan 07 - 03:09 PM (#1947908)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: wysiwyg

Actually now that I think of it, and reflecting on Wesley's first post-- it's more likely that he had an STD and Dubya didn't know the difference.

~S~


25 Jan 07 - 03:13 PM (#1947913)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Scoville

Well, all old-time musicians play guitar and at least two other instruments. When they search his hideout, they'll probably find an assortment of accordions, too.


25 Jan 07 - 03:19 PM (#1947918)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Cluin

Banjo!... pluck that string.


25 Jan 07 - 03:30 PM (#1947925)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Greg B

Talk about a hanging offence!


25 Jan 07 - 04:21 PM (#1947971)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: JohnInKansas

but maybe a banjo player enjoying the warmer climes will show him.

I thought the official instrument there was the accordion.

;-}

John


25 Jan 07 - 04:40 PM (#1947979)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Wesley S

That's what makes it Hell. The accordian and banjo duets.


25 Jan 07 - 05:10 PM (#1947996)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: The Vulgar Boatman

Should get on well with that well-known melodeon player - Idi Amin.


25 Jan 07 - 05:44 PM (#1948024)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: jimlad9

On a serious note,afew days after the start of Gulf War II the BBC reportred that satelite rconnaiscence had shown two ships leaving Basra and heading for the Indian Ocean. These are thought to have been carrying that well known 'swinger' Saddams WMD's and were later scuttled. Does anybody in the US military know any different?.


25 Jan 07 - 07:25 PM (#1948114)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Cluin

Heeyup!


25 Jan 07 - 07:29 PM (#1948123)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: The Fooles Troupe

Conspiracies! Bring 'em on!

Anybody wanna salvage a lot of banjos?


25 Jan 07 - 07:31 PM (#1948130)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Bill D

well, you know...I have heard lots of folks say that ol' Saddam was 'muddle plucker'.....I think that's what they said.


25 Jan 07 - 08:17 PM (#1948169)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: McGrath of Harlow

Idi Amin didn't play a melodeon, he played an accordion. Badly. To quote John Kirkpatrick:

"Here's your harp, welcome to heaven.
Here's your accordion, welcome to hell"...


25 Jan 07 - 09:11 PM (#1948201)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Bee-dubya-ell

The accordion player was the guy who's head they snatched off.


26 Jan 07 - 02:32 AM (#1948326)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Little Hawk

Neither of those instruments is as dangerous as a set of bagpipes.


26 Jan 07 - 02:38 AM (#1948334)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Georgiansilver

And I was sure Amin played the bodhran....shows how wrong we can be eh?


26 Jan 07 - 03:21 AM (#1948356)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Slag

I think that photo MAY be doctored! Notice the banjo has NO STRAP and in his last photo op he had A STRAP and no banjo!!


26 Jan 07 - 04:54 AM (#1948410)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: polaitaly

Gallows humour.....


26 Jan 07 - 07:40 AM (#1948517)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: jimlad9

Foolestroupe

Conspiracy eh?. Don't send for me when the 'Towel-Heads' are on your doorstep.


26 Jan 07 - 07:31 PM (#1949222)
Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: McGrath of Harlow

Here's a John Peel music clip of Idi Amin playing the accordion. The backing is quite good.

I found it on this site about various people better known for other things who played squeezeboxes - Celebrity Squeezers