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Stage Hogs

12 Feb 07 - 10:37 AM (#1964838)
Subject: Stage Hogs
From: GUEST,Wolly Woo

There has been some instances where an artist over runs his/her time on stage either due to time restrictions with no thoughts at all for the artists following them.This seems to occur when the programme is being recorded by the BBC and happened to me one year at Sidmouth.It was agreed with the organiser that due to earlier artists over running the remaining guest should restrict their programme to enable all to appear on stage, which we all agreed to do.The artist before us did such a long preamble about his two songs that the remaining guests could only do one number each and they had to be rushed.On speaking to this guest he admitted that he had done it on purpose.Had I have not just been going on stage I would have punched him between the eyes.I understand that some huge rows have occured at Rock Concerts over this very thing.Have any of you experienced a similar problem of this kind? Luckily the artist involved did not have his recordings used,so his crafty actions did not pay off.
Wolly Woo


12 Feb 07 - 10:49 AM (#1964848)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: GUEST,meself

Between the eyes? I think right in the nose would have been more effective, and therefore appropriate.


12 Feb 07 - 01:18 PM (#1964992)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: kendall

This sort of thing happens too often. It is done either by beginners, or by old hands who have an ego problem.


12 Feb 07 - 01:25 PM (#1965001)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Bernard

I think the problem stems from telling people how many songs they can do, rather than how long they have got.

The 'Hiring Fair' at Saddleworth Festival, for example, gives each 'act' twenty minutes - including their sound check. Even if they are mid song they would have to stop on the dot of twenty minutes - but people seem to be able to get the timing right, so I haven't seen it happen!

It's fair to everyone - though soloists do have the edge with the sound check, so it encourages the bands to think through what they want before going on stage!


12 Feb 07 - 01:30 PM (#1965007)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Midchuck

What really pi...makes me angry is when someone before us does this, then the stage manager, who let them do it, cuts our alloted time short so he can get back on schedule.

This is sometimes referred to as "NEFFA Syndrome," at least by me.

Peter.


12 Feb 07 - 01:42 PM (#1965021)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Mooh

Been victimized several times and it sucks, particularly when the same organizers who let it happen are the ones who make you pay for their mistake.

Rather than getting annoyed, it's better to channel that energy into playing a better set, even if it is shorter. That's easier if you know such a thing CAN happen. Otherwise you've allowed them to make you the victim.

Peace, Mooh.


12 Feb 07 - 02:13 PM (#1965055)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Alan Day

This happened to us and it caused total confusion. We rushed up on stage,half the band started playing the number we were going to do first others the number we were going to do last.This was due to a hastily re vamped new programme, after we had spent hours practicing exactly what we were going to do.On reflection we should have told the organiser to forget it.
Compairing a concert at Warwick last year all the artists were told in advance their time on stage.I was at the wings when their alloted time was up with the artist following them ready to go on stage.Everyone acted professionally with immaculate timing,it was a pleasure to have been part of it.
Is it down to poor management or just selfish artists who cause these problems back stage.Too many artists booked,insufficient control or just a few selfish individuals on an ego trip ?
Al


12 Feb 07 - 02:22 PM (#1965058)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Midchuck

Is it down to poor management or just selfish artists who cause these problems back stage.Too many artists booked,insufficient control or just a few selfish individuals on an ego trip ?

Those aren't "ors," they're "ands." IMO

P.


12 Feb 07 - 02:34 PM (#1965080)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Liz the Squeak

NEFFA???

How egocentric to you have to be to turn up late to your soundcheck, over-run your own concert and then bitch about it??? Been there, seen that!

LTS


12 Feb 07 - 02:47 PM (#1965108)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: HiHo_Silver

This seems to be a world wide problem. I used to MC shows and was continually runnimg into this problem and made some bad friends with musicians over this.   However audiences liked my format of aloting and keeping within specific time guidelines. Seems entertainers (espically amateurs) feel that the audience prefers to listem to one individual who feels he is just a little bit superior and not to the rest of the entainers. When I entertain as an individual I time my program to 10 minutes - maximum 15. I feel it is better to leave the stage with the audience wanting more rather than less. In shows, I allotted individuals a time of 15 minutes and groups (dep[ending on how many entertainers) up to 30 minutes.


12 Feb 07 - 03:01 PM (#1965126)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: wysiwyg

Bodhran in the wings?

~S~


12 Feb 07 - 04:51 PM (#1965252)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Bill D

I saw a couple of instances last weekend...no MC-just a clock on the wall. One song finished with two minutes left, so the group says "We've got time for one more." So they give a 1½ min. intro, do another minute tuning and making remarks...THEN do a 3 minute number...THEN begin packing while the next group, who has 30 minutes alloted, tries to find a place to set up. (THEN stand in the wings chatting loudly)

Simply rude.


12 Feb 07 - 05:28 PM (#1965303)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Willie-O

Seen it a million times, specially at benefits that have called too many performers and they all happened to say yes. Most acts don't intentionally go overtime. More often I think it's due to the organizers not understanding the realities of scheduling: earlier performers get a very relaxed scheduling treatment and may actually be encouraged to go overtime...those naive enough to let themselves be scheduled towards the end of the evening often find themselves playing a shortened set to practically no one.

Also, you shouldn't be too attached to the concept that you will get to play your entire programme just as you rehearsed and planned it. Reality tends to intrude.

A BIG part of handling multi-act shows professionally (for performers and organizers/crew all) is to do everything to ensure that the transitions are made as easy as possible. Performer 1's job is to get packed and offstage as quickly and smoothly as possible--and it helps to talk to the next one coming on. When coming on, it's just as important to let the previous act have time to get their gear clear rather than dumping stuff in their exit path. Play nice, Everybody happy.

W-O


12 Feb 07 - 05:42 PM (#1965314)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: The Fooles Troupe

Pull the plug.

Or better yet, get one of those timers controlling the power that work with a coin - put it right down the front of the stage, where everyone can see it, and mike it so that when the coin goes 'clunk' they all KNOW why the amps stop. If you are really cruel, you could hook it into the lights too... :-) That will work for the acoustic only guys - if you can't be seen, you can't be heard (Old Theatre Sage).

It will add to the atmosphere, and the audience will come to expect/enjoy it.


Some people only see problems as barriers to prevent progress, others see them as opportunities to be exploited.


12 Feb 07 - 06:06 PM (#1965335)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Big Al Whittle

I think its a tricky one. Some idiots walk in with a tactic to grab a bit more time onstage.. Then, having done their bit to bugger everybody's evening up - often as not they disappear with a cheery wave as if they have been called to address the United Nations. Total disinterest in everybody else's music.

I don't think there is a solution. Some people are just weird.


12 Feb 07 - 06:13 PM (#1965344)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: The Fooles Troupe

There's another tactic, but it only works if you are the regular MC, and yo have too many volunteers all the time.

You tell them before they go on - They do that trick once, and they don't get another spot... ever... after all, who needs 'em? :-)


12 Feb 07 - 06:24 PM (#1965362)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Tootler

This sort of thing happens at academic conferences too. Often made worse because the session chairman and the more "prestigious" speakers are old chums and so these speakers get indulged to the detriment of the younger speakers.

At one conference I went to there was a strict 15 minute time limit on the presentations. The organisers got hold of a vintage car bulb horn and used it to call time. After a few early presenters had their talks prematurely ended by a very loud honking noise, the rest of the presenters got the message and the whole thing ran very smoothly over three days.

Come to think of it I have a vague memory that they also had a water pistol that they used on those who thought they could ignore the horn :-)


12 Feb 07 - 06:27 PM (#1965366)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: LukeKellylives (Chris)

I think if they started a song and it ran a little bit overtime, I wouldn't be mad at all if it was just that their song was a little long. If it was just because they were yacking away and spending minutes doing nothing, then I'd be mad; but other than that, it probably wouldn't bother me.


12 Feb 07 - 06:33 PM (#1965378)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: The Fooles Troupe

"don't get another spot... ever..."

Ok - maybe 12 months then...


12 Feb 07 - 06:47 PM (#1965397)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Rasener

Time is by far the best and fairest way.

Thats how it is at Faldingworth Live and it seems to work. Not all performers like the time slot style, but hey you can't please everybody.

Occasioanlly the MC makes a mistake, or the performer thinks the MC has made a mistake. However most performers are grown up enough to accept the MC's decision so to speak.

In the 4/5 years at Faldingworth Live (originnally Market Rasen Folk Club) only had one person F'ing and blinding, becuase he thought I had brought him off early. It was very unpleasant but got sorted.


12 Feb 07 - 08:12 PM (#1965497)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Dave Hunt

I was MCing a concert at Whitby a couple of years ago and everyone had been allocated 20 mins, and I'd built into my running list a bit extra time for getting on/off etc. A certain Irish storyteller did 35mins (one story) and would have continued for longer if I had not managed to get him to come off stage ("Well now - to cut a long story short...."). Later in the week Bob Davenport is MCinc a concert - everyone has 10 mins (bad programming - far too many artists) SAME story teller is into about 18mins when Bob just walked on stage - said "thank you that's all - and our next singer is....."
It has happened to me too, with previous acts over-running, sometimes by 15mins - it's not fair on the other performers as it cuts down the time they have available to play, or the concert overuns dreadfully.
When the late Vic (Prof.Wingnut) and I were doing concerts/clubs/ whatever we knew exactly how long each item took - including getting on and off and applause (if there was any!)It ain't difficult to make a note of how long each song/tune/etc in you act takes, and if an MC want s 20mins spot you should be able to give them exactly 20mins - you have to do it on radio or TV.
Dave Sunshine


12 Feb 07 - 08:39 PM (#1965517)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Big Al Whittle

Well all I can say is Les, you've been very lucky. Mind you the evening is very tightly organised at Faldigworth,and evrybody knows you don't turn just turn up there on the off chance of getting a spot.

Some clubs do like to have an open door policy to floorsingers though, and this is when it can start getting abused. And this is where some strange people see a situation to be exploited - its very sad.

Sidney Carter, when he spoke and wrote about folk clubs, he saw the open door policy as a sort of extension of Christianity, a forum like a Quaker Meeting, where anyone could contribute. There was real idealism there.

I suppose it just means being taken for a holy fool - better than being on the other side, I guess.


13 Feb 07 - 03:54 AM (#1965691)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Alan Day

You are right Dave,it is possible to know exactly how long it takes you to do your stage set.I time mine to the minute add on a bit of chat and you have an accurate time for your spot.All it means is that you have to run through what you are doing for your act during your practice, time it and then you know exactly where you are.These artists that have no idea of their act timing are a major problem and well prepared artists suffer a sudden reduction in their allotted time.Sometimes, like us, it happens just as you are going on stage and it does throw you,what do you leave in? What do you take out? All this os happening on stage.I suppose proffessional artists can cope with this, but it does create a lot of difficulties which are not of your making.
Al


13 Feb 07 - 04:06 AM (#1965696)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Big Al Whittle

I think we all can live with the odd oversight.

I was thinking more of those strange people who choose three long songs for a spot- American Pie, House of the Rising Sun and The Band Played Waltzing Matilda. I remember one bloke did an exptemporised song that went on for nearly twenty five minutes, and God alone knows what it was about, but he threw a tantrum because the MC said - sorry mate you can't do another.


13 Feb 07 - 04:10 AM (#1965698)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Liz the Squeak

So what does NEFFA mean?

LTS


13 Feb 07 - 04:14 AM (#1965703)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Jim Lad

The one that always gets me is the performer who switches over to DADGAD for one song and then right back to conventional tuning for the next one. No matter how long he/she takes to do this, it never seems to faze them. The whole thing becomes part of the performance and can take as much as five minutes. Double that if they decide to talk in broken sentences through it all. Fortunately, I'm a smoker so I just bugger of for a while. Wouldn't 2 guitars speed things up a little? Ah well, it's all part of the game. I'm sure the good outweighs the bad or we wouldn't be there.


13 Feb 07 - 08:46 AM (#1965926)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: kendall

One year at Fox Hollow one of our better known singers chose a long song which ran over, and the MC pulled the plug. She said "I'm not finished" and he replied, "Yes you are." No one liked this guy, he was just plain rude. At the same time, everyone knew the rules, and if they chose to ignore them...well, as the saying goes, "If you know the dog bites..."


13 Feb 07 - 09:07 AM (#1965947)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: GLoux

NEFFA: New England Folk Festival Association


13 Feb 07 - 09:14 AM (#1965954)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Bonnie Shaljean

Happened to Packie & me, too. The worst occasion was when the ORGANISER of the concert went on before us and did a full hour (it was supposed to be a 20-minute introductory set for us as the main act). The performance was being filmed/taped (surprise, surprise) with a very specific cutoff time, and WE wound up with the 20 minutes!


13 Feb 07 - 09:18 AM (#1965958)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Scrump

I agree that alloting a time limit is better than giving artists a number of songs. One singer I know, when given the 'finger' by the MC(ooerr, missus!) always opts for a 78-verse Child ballad or similar :(

Fortunately, I think the MC realises this and probably signals earlier than usual :)

At singarounds, I've noticed this same guy always does really long songs too - it's especially annoying near the end of the session when I'm looking at my watch and wondering if I'll get another turn in. And he always gives a long preamble too, then starts the song, makes a mistake, and goes back to the beginning, while I'm inwardly seething

>:-(


13 Feb 07 - 09:35 AM (#1965976)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Big Al Whittle

Poor Scrump...! Sounds like you've sat through that scenario a few times.


13 Feb 07 - 09:48 AM (#1965994)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Scrump

Aye WLD, that I have! I can't be the only one though - I expect others will recognise the identifying characteristics of the greater spotted stage hog :-)


13 Feb 07 - 09:54 AM (#1966000)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Midchuck

A variation on the problem is when you get put in a "workshop" format with several players or groups on stage, doing numbers in rotation, and one participant does all 100-verse ballads and takes vastly more than his/her/their share of the total time.

"...In Sir Patrick Spens I clean forgot the 42nd verse, so I sang the 27th, twice as loud and in reverse, and no one noticed...."

Peter.


13 Feb 07 - 10:09 AM (#1966012)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Scrump

"...In Sir Patrick Spens I clean forgot the 42nd verse, so I sang the 27th, twice as loud and in reverse, and no one noticed...."

I don't mind that, it's when they get to the 83rd verse and say "Oops, I sang those last two verses in the wrong order. Sorry - I'd better start from the beginning again..."

:D


13 Feb 07 - 10:25 AM (#1966027)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: George Papavgeris

I know someone exactly like the organiser Bonnie mentions - though I am sure it is a different person, as I don't think Bonnie has performed at his club.

I'll make an allowance for an overrun of 2-3 minutes (i.e. less than the duration of a normal song) due to slight misjudgement. Anything above that is intentional in my book and inexcusable; in a professional context, it is also unforgiveable.

Having said that, I have found most performers to be very considerate in this respect, and most will err on the side of caution. A typical such example was at the Association of Festival Organisers conference recently, during the FolkWise showcase concert: There were 5 performers, each allotted 15 minutes, with an extra 5 mins for the changeover. The first three performers were so careful to avoid overrunning that they "gave away" almost 15 minutes between them - and the organiser then had to ask me to extend my spot a little, or people coming to see the subsequent acts would have found that they arrived too late!.


13 Feb 07 - 11:17 AM (#1966092)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Alan Day

Certainly George to give the star guest another ten minutes at the end of a concert is not only a dream for the compare, but also for the audience.
Al


13 Feb 07 - 11:31 AM (#1966110)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Scrump

As long as the star guest is willing to extend the set - some are not, but most are, thankfully :-)


13 Feb 07 - 11:42 AM (#1966130)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Anne Lister

Re-tuning a guitar will do it almost every time, as will the band who swap instruments and need to check their tuning as well. I've seen bands who know they're only going to do a 20 minute spot at most still turning up with a zillion instruments which they insist on using, thus again cutting down time for other performers. I think a few masterclasses in "less is more" would probably be a good plan - it's rare to find established performers hogging the stage, in my experience.
And then the organiser/MC who burble on about forthcoming atractions and then remember the extended raffle which needs to be drawn...all of which is fine unless the pub has a definite closing time for the club room (or unless most of the audience need to rush off early).

Anne


13 Feb 07 - 11:47 AM (#1966139)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Bee

I've seen this happen mostly at benefits. It's either the old fella who plays and sings fine except when drunk, which is usually, when he always goes overtime, or more often it's the auction, held in the middle of the sets, where the MC/auctioneer decides to auction stuff off one pie at a time instead of doing them in pairs or whatever works, or he decides to spend far too much time being funny. Then the second half performers have to rush and reduce their sets, and still it runs overtime.

I've also seen MCs, having made performers wait forever, not bother in time to send someone looking for the next performer, who's nipped downstairs for a beer thinking he's going to have to wait another half hour.


13 Feb 07 - 11:54 AM (#1966152)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Scrump

Yes, I can also find it a bit annoying when people change guitar tunings often during their act, particularly when they do it between every number, e.g. tuning from standard to DADGAD and back to standard for the next song. I wonder why they don't organise the set better, so they can stay in the same tuning for a few songs, and then change. Better to have 2 guitars on hand if you use 2 different tunings a lot.

And Anne's point about lots of instruments is a good one - I've seen people do a 30-min support slot and almost use a different instrument for every song. It's as if they're showing off how many instruments they can play. For longer sets, it's find to use different instruments, to provide variety, but in a short set it's better (IMO) to stick to one or two.

(Talking of tuning, the other extreme is the guitarist who doesn't bother to re-tune at all, so I find myself cringing at how out of tune it is after the first few songs.)


13 Feb 07 - 11:59 AM (#1966160)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Jim Lad

Quality of instrument can be a factor too. I can step off a plane and into a club and find my guitar, in tune with itself. A little more time in the room and it's bang on.


13 Feb 07 - 02:04 PM (#1966310)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: tarheel

we always got our alloted time,but the band to follow us would stand in the wings pickin' and playin' so dang loud ,that we could hardly hear our own music!
i once stopped our song right in the middle of our number and walked over to the group standing in the wings and politely said,"hey fellows,we are trying to do a show here and we would appreciate some Professional Courtesy here!"
dang,they looked at me as if they could kill me!
what is it with local musicians anyway?
Tar...


13 Feb 07 - 02:14 PM (#1966315)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Midchuck

what is it with local musicians anyway?

I don't think the pros do this kind of thing. Well, most of them don't. The ones who are clean and sober, anyway.

I think it's more often amateurs for whom their 15 minutes is their shot at stardom, or so they see it. Which makes it impossible for them to think of anyone else.

I've been there, and I'm very much afraid I've done that.

Peter.


13 Feb 07 - 02:35 PM (#1966345)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Bernard

Yes, the tunings thing irritates me, too... but some people seem to take forever finding out which string is out of tune, and de-tuning all the others to it!! ;o>

I tune entirely by ear myself, always have done, but I reckon I'm quicker than average - and lots of people agree with that opinion, as they hand their instruments over to me for tuning at a singaround!! Hah! I should charge them!

when I do a gig (two forty minute sets or more) I have loads of instruments with me - three or four guitars (12 string, six string standard, six string DADGAD and a classical), banjo, mandolin, accordion, English and Anglo concertinas. I don't necessarily use them all, because I tend to work 'on the fly' with a 'short list' rather than a 'set list'.

However, if I'm doing a 15-20 minute support, I'll usually just take a guitar and the accordion - or even do an unaccompanied set.

On the rare occasions I use PA, I don't plug any instruments in, but use a 'stereo pair' of microphones to cover the instruments, and a vocal mic. Sound men find this a doddle to set up and work with (really quick sound check!), and for me it's as easy as doing the gig unamplified. My day job is Sound Engineer...!

On the other hand, if it's a Ceilidh, I have a Microvox/Sennheiser radio system for my accordion... but that's a different thing altogether. It allows me to wander around and listen to the sound balance in different parts of the room - and spooks the audience!!


13 Feb 07 - 06:20 PM (#1966609)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Richard Bridge

I really really hate organisers who organise an all-day session for electric bands, every band with a 45 minute slot and a 5 minute for changeover, and line check, mix on the fly during the first song BAH!

That's when I'm doing the sound.


13 Feb 07 - 08:04 PM (#1966734)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: LukeKellylives (Chris)

As far as the tuning bit goes, that wouldn't be a problem for me. I always keep mine in Open G. Keeps the songs a little less boring when you do a different improv-style break during the set intermissions for songs (instrumental verses). I tend to only put it in standard if the singing of the song requires it, and even then I usually just switch to my mandolin. My twelve-string goes out of tune, with no exaggeration, in less than a minute. It's too much of a hassle to use it.

But, for future reference, how would you time all of your sets? Just record them individually and add that? That'd take up a lot of time...Although, I guess it's good practice.


13 Feb 07 - 08:15 PM (#1966751)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: The Fooles Troupe

"how would you time all of your sets?"

Well, do each song/medley one after the other.

Watch clock - a second hand might help a bit, but not really necessary.

Write down on a piece of paper the approx time (unlike making salad, this is not rocket science!) for each song.

Lose piece of paper...


13 Feb 07 - 08:44 PM (#1966777)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: GUEST,Tom Bliss

George said " they "gave away" almost 15 minutes between them" - hey, we did it on purpose George, so we could hear more of you!! (actually I finished only slightly early, but we did start late, so I only played only 3 instead of the 5 I'd planned).

The worst case I've known was half of a well known duo (not us) who arrived late for a biggish festival, and his band arrived even later, and they then proceeded to rehearse all though everyone else's sound check, so we only has a silent line check, and not even a word of an apology. :-(

Mea culpa re too many instruments, but if that's the set you're doing, those are the instruments you need. But to minimse hassle, both Tom and I have pre-set minimixers on stage, so we send pre-prepared mixes to the desk, and the tuning is also scheduled into the act, so he tunes while I ramble, and vice versa.

But even so we still overrrun occasionally. The problem is that some MCs run to a tight schedule, while others are happy to be flexible, having built a bit of lee-way into the timesheet.

We have a clock on the floor between us, but we still look to the MC to give us the final finger - because even if you start late but you can sometimes finish later still - if that's ok with the boss. And if it's not we'll gladly finish early.

Just as long as you can yet in that last 'CD-shifting' song!


13 Feb 07 - 09:00 PM (#1966791)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: GUEST,Curtain peeper

I've been to a club in farnborough, kent where the resident accordian players hog most of the evening - even when there's a guest booked. They do several numbers together, then a couple each as solo acts - open the night, close the first half, open the second half then close the night - even at singers nights not everyone can get on. I wouldn;t mid but they play the same old rubbish and tell the same old (bad) jokes every week. A shame because there have been some really good acts that never got heard - these same culprits spend the time they are not playing, in the other bar, showing no interest at all in what other people are singing/playing.


13 Feb 07 - 09:44 PM (#1966845)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Songster Bob

I have been told (not that I really bvelieve it) that my introductions to songs are the reason my sets run so long. I, too, play a number of instruments, but in a situation where time may be fleeting, I don't take 'em all onstage, and don't use too many tunings (I don't do many guitar tunings, though I have been known to do a set exclusively on banjo, with each tune or song separated from its predecessor by one or two frets on one string).

Examples of such tunings (with a different song or tune for each):

gDGBD --> gCGBD --> gCGCD --> gDGCD --> gDGBD --> gDGAD --> f#DGAD --> f#DF#AD, etc.

Now, this doesn't take much time between songs to retune, one note on one string at a time. But it does take planning.

For some reason, mostly, in fact, at NEFFA, we end up with one song more than we can fit into the set, no matter how few songs we plan to do. That is discouraging.

But at least we don't do the prima donna thing.

Bob


13 Feb 07 - 10:14 PM (#1966865)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Effsee

The biggest problems I've ever had (several times) is with Vin Garbutt....the audience doen't want him to stop (neither do I)... but the mangement gotta close sometime!


14 Feb 07 - 03:57 AM (#1967068)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Anne Lister

I have no problem with booked acts who are multi-instrumentalists who then use their talents to the full. As long as they stick to their time on the bill! The problem is generally with the floor singers or people on an open mic night who come for a 10 or 15 minute set with all of their instruments and expect to use them all. I've seen bands show up for showcase spots (not at AFO!) with more instruments than the booked guest band.   I'm always puzzled about what kind of impression they think they've made when they overrun their allotted time. I remember working as a duo in the past and consciously keeping any short spot simple and direct, with minimal fuss.
But oh, yes, the sound check problem! I've lost count of how often my own sound check has been cut out completely or I've found myself sound checking in front of the incoming audience because of a band who had to check every combination of instrument and voice and threw in a bit of rehearsal as well ....

Anne


14 Feb 07 - 05:28 AM (#1967117)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: GUEST

Bear in mind that sometimes it is just one person in a band or duo who requires a long sound-check with every combination checked - perhaps because they can't get their act together without this comforting routine. It can be very difficult for the other/s who get tarred with the same brush, while being unable to do much to speed things up (apart from leave the band or sack the slowcoach)!


14 Feb 07 - 07:31 AM (#1967191)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: GUEST,Wolly Woo

I have found many of these replies very constructive and if only some of the artists we have talked about and folk organisers read these and take note,there would be a great improvement in the professional approach to staged events.Many organisers are completely unaware of any problems like the Piano Accordion pair who are there for themselves and their own promotion and have no interest in anyone else.When their club folds they will be looking to blame others for it's demise rather than taking a look at themselves.
Wolly


14 Feb 07 - 07:40 AM (#1967201)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Rasener

>>I have found many of these replies very constructive and if only some of the artists we have talked about and folk organisers read these and take note,there would be a great improvement in the professional approach to staged events.<<

Well said there Wolly Woo (I like that name) :-)


14 Feb 07 - 07:46 AM (#1967208)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: kendall

It all boils down to this: Musicians tend to get lost in what they are doing, so you need an MC or a stage manager with the balls to keep to the schedule. After all, that's his/her job.

How about the one who waits until he gets on stage to start tuning?


14 Feb 07 - 08:34 AM (#1967260)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Scrump

How about the one who waits until he gets on stage to start tuning?

That's not so bad, it's the one who waits until he gets on stage, gets his guitar out of the case, and then starts tuning, that p*sses me off :-)

Not long ago I saw a guy get his guitar out of the case, tune up (using an electronic tuner), which took ages, start playing, decide his fingernails needed filing, got the file out of a bag, filed his nails, then started from the beginning again. All in front of the waiting audience. I was sorely tempted to go to the bar during the rest of his act...


14 Feb 07 - 11:05 AM (#1967437)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: GUEST,Wolly Woo

That is just unbelievable Scrump.
Who do these artists think they are ?
Thanks Villain the name comes from our little bitch Folly who became Wolly and then Wolly Woo.I thought it worth adopting to have a little bitch about things on this site.
This has been an eye opener to me,I never realised that this was such a bad problem and not isolated like I thought when starting this discussion.
Wolly


14 Feb 07 - 04:09 PM (#1967751)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Big Al Whittle

The Villan is an Aston Villa fan, not a bad guy type villain.


14 Feb 07 - 04:44 PM (#1967795)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: the lemonade lady

It's the songs with 32 verses that get my goat.

sal
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14 Feb 07 - 05:53 PM (#1967860)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Rasener

LOL Thanks for that WeeLittleDrummer :-) Howvever some may think I am a Villain.

I have to say Big Al Whittle that you have done me proud over the time and won quite a few friends at Faldingworth. Nice helpfull bloke is Big Al and does a very good act. Time I got a Brazil.


14 Feb 07 - 06:03 PM (#1967872)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Alan Day

Ms Lemon,Do you ever listen to the words ? I must admit to a total block out,my mind starts wandering off to other things and then I come back to it."Oh No, he is still singing".When us poor musicians get a turn it's normally threee times through the tune and then thanks very much. Then on to someone else doing a forty verse song,normally starting "It was a bright May Morning when I saw a pretty young Maid.Who is old and pushing a Zimmer Frame at the verse forty.Anyone want the words?
Al


14 Feb 07 - 06:22 PM (#1967892)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: The Barden of England

About 4 years back I was MC at a really good festival on the south coast. The festival consisted of some excellent local, and not so local artists, but the main atraction for the night was a well known and especially nice duo. I was forced on more than one occasion during that evening to ensure that no one pushed the limits. I was severe, but - - - I made sure that anybody who tried it on knew what was thought of them. You have to put your foot down - no matter who it is.
John Barden


14 Feb 07 - 07:03 PM (#1967934)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: The Fooles Troupe

"You have to put your foot down" - no matter whose toes it is.


14 Feb 07 - 07:15 PM (#1967945)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: kendall

Scrump, that's the kind of flangehead I would gladly walk out on.


14 Feb 07 - 09:15 PM (#1968064)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Big Al Whittle

Brazilian Les!

Una out of No Fixed Abode brought me three lots of Whittards Coffee for my birthday, a couple of weeks ago - one of them being Brazilian. So I offered to do her a Brazilian next time she came round - for some reason she has stayed away!

I see you more as a George Clooney man, Les. centre parting and lots of brylcream, and essentially and a certain rakish charm.

Or maybe Clark Gable, just hint of dashing 'tache each side of Old glory - and people would would say ....there is something of Rhet Butler about that man's deep south.


14 Feb 07 - 09:16 PM (#1968065)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Big Al Whittle

PS Would you say I'm big in Market Rasen?


15 Feb 07 - 02:49 AM (#1968243)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Rasener

They know you Al and thats big in Market Rasen.

Poor Una, she must be dead scared. Maybe she thinks you are George Joseph Smith and she doesn't want to get drowned in the bath whilst having a Brazilian :-)


15 Feb 07 - 04:12 AM (#1968281)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Big Al Whittle

I don't think Una would thank you for a starring role in these fantasies - just cut it out - think about Aston Villa...or something.


15 Feb 07 - 04:31 AM (#1968294)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Rasener

LOL


15 Feb 07 - 04:31 AM (#1968295)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Scrump

The Villan is an Aston Villa fan, not a bad guy type villain

Yes, we all have our cross to bear :D

Scrump, that's the kind of flangehead I would gladly walk out on

The only reason I didn't was I would have lost my good vantage point for the main act that I really wanted to see (this guy was just a floor singer or support act).


15 Feb 07 - 11:04 AM (#1968641)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Alan Day

Is he a Manicurist by trade Scrump?
Al


15 Feb 07 - 11:07 AM (#1968647)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Scrump

That's not what I would have called him Al.

No, I just thought he was rather up his own (fill in your own orifice here).


15 Feb 07 - 12:45 PM (#1968770)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Alan Day

Some players of course get up to all sorts of tricks due to nerves.Tuning for example,seems to me something certain players do to get used to being on stage and will de tune their Guitar just to tune it back in again. One advantage of playing the concertina.
I did play in a band with two Hurdy Gurdy players one doubling up on French Bagpipes.What a nightmare tuning job that was.
Al


15 Feb 07 - 02:33 PM (#1968867)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Big Al Whittle

what band was that, Al?


15 Feb 07 - 05:49 PM (#1969054)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Alan Day

"Rosbif" WLD
French Traditional Dance Music from Central France mainly.
I am now with GIGCB, add Breton and English to the above music and add about ten extra band members (on a good day)and that's what I am up to now.
Al


15 Feb 07 - 06:20 PM (#1969072)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: The Fooles Troupe

A dozen band members (with various instruments) = lots of various orifices...


16 Feb 07 - 03:10 PM (#1970035)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: Big Al Whittle

I really wish I'd been to see them. I saw them advertised, but you know how it is - some how you don't make the effort.

to be honest I have a fair amount of sympathy with tuning problems. sometimes the pesky bloody things don't do what you want them to.

In retrospect I think I wasted most of my life devising ways of playing acoustic instruments loud enough for people to hear them, who couldn't really be arsed to listen. Still you gotta do something to pass the time - probably caused less grief than being a serial killer or something.


16 Feb 07 - 05:05 PM (#1970120)
Subject: RE: Stage Hogs
From: The Fooles Troupe

"probably caused less grief than being a serial killer or something."


... depends on who...