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25 Feb 07 - 11:33 AM (#1978875) Subject: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: Donuel In the spirit of the Burt Reynolds Budweiser beer commericials featuring "man law", please post the issues you wish to have resolved by law once and forever. When a pre emptive invasion fails after 7 years, call it quits. Let us resolve that we will never elect another US president who has never written a book* , let alone never having demonstrably read one. *ghost writers are forbidden. |
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25 Feb 07 - 12:01 PM (#1978907) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: Bee-dubya-ell The Constitution requires that to serve as President one must have reached a physical age of at least 35 years. Perhaps we need a law requiring a minimum mental age as well? |
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25 Feb 07 - 12:28 PM (#1978929) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: Amos A literacy test and a minimum SAT score (or comparable) would be nice, and a test for psychotic tendencies. Given the oath to uphold the Constitution, which Bush has repeatedly shown his desire to violate, it would be wise to require an exam on the document itself. A |
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25 Feb 07 - 01:17 PM (#1978981) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: katlaughing An IQ and EQ test and some way to determine if they have a REAL penchant for peace and diplomacy. Once and for all to keep religion out of all government, schools, etc. True equality for women in all ways. Don't want much, do I? |
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25 Feb 07 - 01:28 PM (#1979001) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: Alba "Don't want much, do I?" I don't know about that. Seems VERY reasonable to me Kat...*Big Grin* Jude (who would provide a list but a post can only be sooooo long...hee hee!) |
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25 Feb 07 - 07:17 PM (#1979339) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: Rapparee Let's also revoke the so-called "War Powers Act." If the Prez, whoever it is, wants to go to war the Prez should get a declaration of the same from Congress, like the Constitution says. Come to think of it, let's elect a Congress with the guts to abide by the Constitution...and add the ERA to it while we're at it. |
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25 Feb 07 - 07:35 PM (#1979363) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: Barry Finn "Come to think of it, let's elect a Congress with the guts to abide by the Constitution" How about electing a Coingress (SP!) & Pres that knows where the Constitution is hiding, so they can go & stand by it. Barry |
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25 Feb 07 - 08:07 PM (#1979390) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: jacqui.c How about, if the Prez wants a war, he should be in the front line? |
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25 Feb 07 - 09:39 PM (#1979468) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: Rapparee Or at least his kids or grandkids.... |
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25 Feb 07 - 09:45 PM (#1979481) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: Little Hawk Pre-emptive attacks should be treated as a crime (which they are) and totally forbidden. Supporting paramilitary forces in foreign countries, likewise. Assassinating foreign politicians, likewise. Assisting coups to bring down a foreign government, likewise. Oops! There went Manifest Destiny...straight into the trashcan. |
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26 Feb 07 - 01:38 AM (#1979572) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: Gurney Let alone never read one? Does it count if the candidate has coloured one in completely? |
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26 Feb 07 - 02:10 AM (#1979580) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: Bee-dubya-ell Depends on whether or not the candidate stayed within the lines. |
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26 Feb 07 - 02:41 AM (#1979586) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: Richard Bridge Donuel, is there a hidden and subtle joke in there? Man-law 1. Beer is beer, lager is lager. Man-law 2. Men drink beer or lager, women drink diet products. Man-law 3. The Man-law ads promote Miller Lite as manly - but condemn Budweiser as girly or nerdy. Yet you link Man-law to Budweiser. |
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26 Feb 07 - 02:54 AM (#1979588) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: GUEST,lox "True equality for women in all ways." But the long term effect of steroids is so damaging - and constitutes a whole different form of oppression. And just how good is sex going to be if everyone has willy's hmmm? Now men having breasts ... yeeeeaahhh ... We'd never be bored again ... and women would have to do all the science, politics and inventing cos we'd have no time ... There you go ... there's your answer ... compulsory breast implants for men! |
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26 Feb 07 - 11:34 AM (#1979900) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: katlaughing Or maybe it would be everyone having a twidget? **BG** |
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26 Feb 07 - 11:40 AM (#1979904) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: Wesley S Hmmm.... "Twidgets" sound a little small to me. Can't you come up with something that sounds a little - larger? |
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26 Feb 07 - 12:22 PM (#1979926) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: Rapparee Twidge? |
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26 Feb 07 - 08:03 PM (#1980397) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: frogprince LOL. Of all the sexually related expressions I've heard (and I'm a Navy vet), I've never heard a body part called a "twidget". I'm pretty sure I know what it has to mean, and it sounds so darn appropriate, but I've never heard it before. (...I had it right on the tip of my tongue..." |
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27 Feb 07 - 04:43 PM (#1981126) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: katlaughing I'll bet you did have it right on the tip of your tongue, at least once or twice!**BG** I am sure we had it As to the size...well I guess that'd depend on how big yer shovel is, right? LOL |
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27 Feb 07 - 05:14 PM (#1981159) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: Donuel Richard. if goes to show you how much attention I give commercials - or the extent of my dementia. Taint a twidget a small widget? Man law - Cell phone abuse of any kind (driving, talking loudly, having antenna near some one's head, concerts etc) will result in confiscation of phone and/or a game of keep away followed by its destruction. Man law - NO more calling fast food cups tossed in anger a MISSLE subject to 2 years in prison as prescribed by new anti terrorist laws. Man law - Zero tolerence should be called what it is, intolerence. |
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27 Feb 07 - 05:21 PM (#1981168) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: ClaireBear Twidgells. Twidgells sounds larger. |
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27 Feb 07 - 09:24 PM (#1981366) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: frogprince If a twidget is what I took it to be, big enough to find easy is big enough. : ) |
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28 Feb 07 - 12:17 AM (#1981448) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat law - Man Law From: katlaughing LOL...well, since we don't have dangly bits, I reckon you've got it sorted. |