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BS: cool threads and depleted pot

06 Mar 07 - 06:49 PM (#1988783)
Subject: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: Lox

... Oh maaaaan ...


You know ... when I push my thumb into my left eye and then suddenly remove it whilst switching on a 100W bulb, it's like a star exploding against the background of a galaxy field.

Nebulous dude.

Damn I look funky tonight!


06 Mar 07 - 06:50 PM (#1988784)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: Peace

You use a thumb pick?


06 Mar 07 - 06:56 PM (#1988794)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: number 6

Don't worry spring is almost here.

Instead if sticking you finger and pressing it into your eye and enjoying the psychedelic after effects, why don't you have a shave, change out of that molty old sweater, put on a joyful cd ... You might have a different approach to things ... I know, it's been a long, long winter.


biLL


06 Mar 07 - 06:57 PM (#1988795)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: Lox

Don't call me pick!


06 Mar 07 - 06:58 PM (#1988797)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: Peace

That would make you a Lox picker . . . .


06 Mar 07 - 06:58 PM (#1988798)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: number 6

He thought your name was pick ... he didn't call you a pick.


06 Mar 07 - 07:03 PM (#1988803)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: The Fooles Troupe

Pick the Fool...


06 Mar 07 - 07:07 PM (#1988811)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: number 6

Fooles ... I never knew your name was Pick?


06 Mar 07 - 07:23 PM (#1988837)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: Peace


06 Mar 07 - 07:25 PM (#1988842)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: Peace

Uh, Pick, did you really stick a 100 watt lightbulb on your thumb. Be careful of that near your eye. Lox did something similar and he got all fu#ked up over it.


06 Mar 07 - 07:26 PM (#1988844)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: number 6

LOL !!

Good one!


06 Mar 07 - 08:10 PM (#1988915)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: The Fooles Troupe

I think I've created a new Fooles Troupe member...

Robin
(Hapless Fooles Troupe Scribe)


06 Mar 07 - 08:26 PM (#1988948)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: Peace

WAIT. If this thread isn't a joke, then Lox hasn't got a pot to--this could be serious, folks.


06 Mar 07 - 09:32 PM (#1988994)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: JennyO

Hey Lox, pass some of that stuff over here, man!

By the way - remember these? O O O


06 Mar 07 - 09:45 PM (#1989000)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: Rapparee

How CAN I remember the 60s? I mean, I was THERE, ya know?


06 Mar 07 - 09:59 PM (#1989004)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: Peace

WHAT 60s?


06 Mar 07 - 10:03 PM (#1989007)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: Donuel

I haven't smoked a joint in almost 10 years.
I am afraid I am leaving myself at risk of glaucoma.
Can't anyone help save my sight?


06 Mar 07 - 10:07 PM (#1989011)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: Peace

I will do my best, Don. But could you please use larger font?


07 Mar 07 - 03:59 AM (#1989162)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: GUEST,lox

I can't remember the sixties either...

I wasn't born yet...



No need to worry though ... I am now    (?)


and


From: Peace
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:23 PM

"       "


Inspired dude - I like it - less is more etc.



OJennyOJennyOJennyO ......... aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.....


07 Mar 07 - 10:34 AM (#1989506)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: leeneia

The words "depleted pot" are a reference to my chili recipe.

Melt some margarine in a skillet. Saute chopped onions in it till they are limp and defeated. Push the onions to the side of the skillet and brown morsels of ground turkey in it. Add canned tomato sauce, cut up tomatoes (preferably homegrown) and canned kidney beans which have been drained but not stripped naked. Simmer gently for about 30 minutes.

When everything is nicely cooked, remove a little of the liquid and let it cool. Stir in chili powder to taste and some cocoa powder, maybe a tablespoon. Stir the flavorings into the chili and serve.
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Once people taste the homegrown tomatoes and the chocolate-chili combination, the pot will be depleted.


07 Mar 07 - 10:41 AM (#1989514)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: Liz the Squeak

Who in hell strips beans naked???

I think you've been smoking the chili instead of eating it!

LTS


07 Mar 07 - 10:44 AM (#1989519)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: MMario

good gawd! Do not EVER smoke chilis! Do you know what capiscum would do to your lungs?


07 Mar 07 - 10:51 AM (#1989535)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: Peace

Yeah. They burst into tears.


07 Mar 07 - 10:53 AM (#1989536)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: GUEST,lox

MMario, you shouldn't have said that ...

Your just rousing Peace's curiosity ...

... PEACE ... STOP ... PUT THE CHILLI DOWN ... AND THE LIGHTER ...

... too late ...

... as long as remembers to wash his hands before he goes for a pee ...

... did someone hear a scream coming from the bathroom? ...


07 Mar 07 - 05:10 PM (#1989917)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: GUEST,lox

There's not eough here about cool threads ...

Is that beecause fashion really isn't any fun?

"... and here comes Jenny O wearing nothing but a giant bagel around her hips, one around her bust and another on her head ... "

" ... and who's that looking very stylish ina 3 PEACE suit ... "

(ROFL) (?)

(I'm racking my brains here)


07 Mar 07 - 08:07 PM (#1990090)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: GUEST

Focus on the LED light of your stereo system - then rock back and forth - I can it for hours and don't know where the time went - much better than TV for an alpha-state...speaking of alpha have your ever tried to sort the alphabet from a can of hot soup? You are always missing some letters that are missing and then you begin to think that maybe you ate them and they might be in your gut but that is OK because you can always puke (which is better than looking for them the next day) and then you realize that you have really wanted to puke for the past several hours and you do but when you wake up and look in the toilet their are only i's, and c's and o's and no a single missing p anywhere and you vomit again because you see the p is in your pee but that doesn't help because it is crawling slowly away, somewhere to disappear under your bare ass....and then you worry about tape-worms and perhaps the pot was not fresh or the brownies not cooked or the milk had come from a mother that left it in your freezer sometime last spring? Alpha is a all in your state of mind - is it any wonder the Buddists never built any thing close to a New York City?


07 Mar 07 - 08:18 PM (#1990097)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: Peace

Well, there's always New Rochelle.


07 Mar 07 - 10:23 PM (#1990161)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: leeneia

"Who in hell strips beans naked???"

If you check my epistle, Squeak, you will observe that I said NOT to strip the beans naked. Leave them wrapped about with gossomer traces of kidney-bean juice which tantalize all the more by not revealing all.


08 Mar 07 - 06:52 AM (#1990327)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: The Fooles Troupe

"is it any wonder the Buddists never built any thing close to a New York City?"

Obviously know nothing much about Asian History....


08 Mar 07 - 08:28 AM (#1990391)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: Liz the Squeak

Thank heavens for that.. I had this image of Spaw bent over a sink shelling beans without a stitch on... not a good image for a woman of my age and proclivities!!

LTS


08 Mar 07 - 04:41 PM (#1990834)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: leeneia

You're so funny! I hadn't thought of it that way.


08 Mar 07 - 04:44 PM (#1990840)
Subject: RE: BS: cool threads and depleted pot
From: Lox