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BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?

16 Mar 07 - 05:59 PM (#1999035)
Subject: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: GUEST

When Bush was in Guatemala the other day, he gave a speech in front of an ancient Mayan pyramid. As soon as he departed, Mayan priests came in and cleansed and purified the sacred site to rid it of the evil spirits Bush left behind.

So, when his term is finally up, do we need to cleanse the country and rededicate it to it's original purposes? Here is how.

Bev and Jerry


16 Mar 07 - 06:42 PM (#1999077)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: Bobert

Here's what I'd like to see...

No lavender, no spices burned...

Just burn the White House down, put up a double wide and let the next president live in it... That way the next president will, ahhhhh, get it...

Plus, pass a danged law: "No more Clintons or Bushs, period"... These two families have had the joint for what, 20 or 30 years??? And had their fair share of screwin' up the country...

Bobert


16 Mar 07 - 06:56 PM (#1999095)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: Donuel

Time and again W has shown us that he really is a coward when it comes to his own personal safety and privacy.

They had to make a movie to rewrite his retreat to a NEbraska bunker on 9-11. In the movie he bravely strode into Washington DC on 9-11 and uttered some courageous FDR rhetoric.

It never happened.


16 Mar 07 - 07:07 PM (#1999105)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: Bobert

As I recalled, Donuel, didn't they keep W in Air Force One flyin' all over Hell's half acre??? Fir like 2 days straight???

Ahhhh, what do you get when you cross a wiezel and a chickenhawk???

Give up???

Well, I ain't got a clue neither but I know where it lives...


16 Mar 07 - 07:09 PM (#1999108)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: Donuel

After a day or two of CIA interrogation I believe W would cower and resign.

I bet that pretzel incident never happened either.
I think they gave him some "convincing" (one right cross to the cheek) to go along with the 9-11 inside job, and he caved.


16 Mar 07 - 07:12 PM (#1999110)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: GUEST,Cruz

Some one already "purged" his "brain", if he ever had one.

Bobert, you ornery old cuss, I agree with you with one exception. The doublewide used trailer house, without air conditioning should be moved to New Orleans so the fool and his sanctimonious wife could live amongst the flood victims to "feel their pain".


16 Mar 07 - 07:38 PM (#1999130)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: Bert

Maybe, with a large flamethrower and plenty of napalm.


16 Mar 07 - 07:40 PM (#1999131)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: Bobert

Danged, Cruz... Why didn't I think of that???... LOL...

But no, no... This ain't fir Bush... It's fir the next guy (or gal) that is elected/selected...


16 Mar 07 - 07:47 PM (#1999135)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: katlaughing

Excellent, Bev and Jerry! Thanks!


16 Mar 07 - 07:48 PM (#1999136)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: GUEST,Cruz

Now Bobert, given the crime in New Orleans following the flood and them thin walls of them trailers and the ease of breaking into them maybe the local crime elements can "purge" us of this sick fool.

Them Blue bayous and remote swamps in LA would be a good place to "exile" him if people were against capital punishment.


16 Mar 07 - 08:00 PM (#1999145)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: Peace

The nation needs an enema. That would get rid of Bush.


16 Mar 07 - 08:37 PM (#1999181)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: Bobert

Okay, Cruz... Send George and LauraBell off to N.O. to live in one of them FEMA trailers that was purchased but never actaully inhabited 'cause, heck if I know??? That would be a fittin' place fir the two lovebirds... Heck, don't they say that "love conquers all"??? Well, all Goerge needs is his love, a bag o' pretzels an' a double wide in the 9th Ward...

BTW, did ya' read where George won't send no trailers to the folks who just got wipedd out by tornados??? Okay, he reluctantly gave in and said, "Okay, I'll give you a few of 'um but yer gonna have to come and get 'um at yer expense..." Meanwhile, FEMA is buzy trying to sell 'um off at 40 cents on the dollar??? Like what's that all about??? New trailers at 40 cents on the tax payer's dollar???

But I don't need no trailer but was kinda figurin' that when Bush has his "Spring DOD Sale" I might pick me up an F-16 just fir grins... Might set up a crop dustin' business 'er somethin with it...

Bobert


16 Mar 07 - 11:17 PM (#1999256)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: Ebbie

This is old news and an old picture but it strikes (ha!) me as a remarkable photo. Falling off a couch leaves a LOT of marks.

Hmmmmmm


17 Mar 07 - 05:56 AM (#1999369)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: Jean(eanjay)

My son told me about this purging and I was so disappointed that I'd missed seeing it on the news. Aren't they the sensible ones!

I think we need a good purge in the UK when Tony Blair goes.


17 Mar 07 - 07:30 AM (#1999397)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: Bobert

Okay, Eb, but you should have seen the pretzel... George put up one heck of a fight with it...

BTW, Woody Allen once said "You can't fall off the floor"... Not too sure how that fits in here but...

Bobert


17 Mar 07 - 08:20 AM (#1999415)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: Ron Davies

Great, Bev and Jerry. And great also--Bobert--crossing a weasel and a chickenhawk. Is that yours, Bobert?   Can I give you credit? Mind if I pass it on?


17 Mar 07 - 12:39 PM (#1999522)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: Bobert

Yup, Ron... Came right out of my thinkerator and...

...yup...you may use it...

Bobert


17 Mar 07 - 01:09 PM (#1999544)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: Stringsinger

Bev and Jerry,

Who is going to purge the purger? Bush is a gangster in the classic sense of the word.
The Republican Party is a criminal syndicate now and the Democratic Party are enablers.

Who is going to purge the US of corruption, greed and religious dogma?

Frank Hamilton


17 Mar 07 - 01:33 PM (#1999562)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: Jean(eanjay)

Stringsinger - I don't suppose the Mayan priests are that good!


17 Mar 07 - 04:57 PM (#1999692)
Subject: RE: BS: Can George W. Bush be Purged?
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff

Hang All the war criminals and then launch their remains into space as far from earth as possible.

Peter