There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:


1. He called everyone brother.


2. He liked Gospel.


3. He couldn't get a fair trial.


But, then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:


1. He went into His Father's business.


2. He lived at home until He was 30.


3. He was sure His Mother was a virgin, and His Mother was sure He was
God.


But, then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:


1. He talked with His hands.


2. He had wine with every meal.


3. He used olive oil.


But, then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Californian:


1. He never cut His hair.


2. He walked around barefoot all the time.


3. He started a new religion.


But, then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:


1. He never got married.


2. He was always telling stories.


3. He loved green pastures.


But, the most compelling evidence of all 3 prove that Jesus was a
woman:


1. He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was no food.


2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.


3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more
work to do.



AMEN!!!