As a transplanted Yank (Detroit-area to Sheffield), I'm particularly enjoying this thread. A few terms I haven't seen mentioned yet: Shattered: emotionally traumatized (US); exhausted (UK) Muffler: car silencer (US); scarf (UK) Scoff: make fun of (US); gobble up (UK) Mobile: something you hang over a baby's crib (US); portable phone (UK) There are a few more in this parody wot I wrote (I think most are evident from context, but if not, let me know & I'll clarify). Don't Know the Words... (for My Favo(u)rite Things) (with apologies to Rodgers & Hammerstein) Jelly is jam here, and jello is jelly Cars have a boot and my foot wears a wellie Mention "sultanas", I think: Eastern Kings Don't know the words for my favourite things Summat is not where you go when you're climbing Jumper is not someone into sky diving Bob is Your uncle, the Beeb is your Aunt Don't know the words to explain what I want If my languish causes anguish; if you think me sad Oh, won't you remember I'm just a poor Yank, and that's why I talk... so bad Beer's sold by landlords instead of bartenders Don't tell the clerk that your man needs suspenders Braces aren't something you wear on your teeth Rubber is nothing to do with a sheath I stand in line; over here it's called queueing Lines are engaged but they never need wooing You work while five while I labor 'til four Knob isn't always a thing on a door If I speak, luv, like a freak, luv; if you think me mad Oh, won't you remember I'm just a poor Yank, and that's why I talk... so bad Biscuits are sweet but a tart can be racy, a Nice bit o' crumpet might wear something lacy Crackers are not to be eaten with cheese Folks don't wear flannels but you can wear fleece Chips come with haddock; and crisps in a packet Soccer is football and baseball's not cricket Stockings have ladders and Cricket has runs Baps is the word for my favourite buns If my diction causes friction; if I seem a cad Oh, won't you remember I'm just a poor Yank, and that's why I talk... so bad Two pints of bitter were not a bad notion Held up two fingers and caused a commotion I didn't quack but you called me a duck Muffler's not something to quiet a truck You call me luv; I don't know who you are, pet But when I say shag, ducks, I only mean carpet Met a cute bloke at the Anchor & Bull Kept my hands off him but he said I pulled I get confused but I can't ask my granny My knickers are knackered and show off my f...reckles You can go barking though you're not a dog, Everyone goes to the loo in a swamp... um, bog! If you're thinkin' I've been drinkin'; if you think me lewd Oh, won't you remember I'm just a poor Yank, and that's why I seem... so rude! Cheers, YY
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