LH - at least the two-tone guy is showing some sort of individuality! I keep my daughter shuddering by telling her that, when my (short)hair goes completely white (probably not long now!) I'm going to dye it bright purple and cut out wearing the 'purple hat' in the poem. I rather like the fact that some people, whatever their age will do something that seems totally outrageous to the rest of us. Too often the general run of things is to conform and that's the same in relationships as well. The thing that nearly sent me mad, and took my weight up to nearly 15 stone was conforming to being the housewife - got rid of the man and dropped 4 stone quite easily! I've now come round to the fact that, while I CAN do housework most times I simply DO NOT WISH to do it. In other words this cat ain't housetrained. i had to get into my fifties before I came to terms with that one.

Now, if I could find a man who IS domesticated I might give him houseroom!