CLIVE: ..... I want to tell you a story. There's this bloke, and he's Irish and he's Jewish and he's Pakistani and he's stupid and he's lost his teeth ..... DEREK: Ahh-hugh-ho-ho! CLIVE: ..... and all his h-, all his hair fell out ..... DEREK: Oh-hoo! CLIVE: Oh-hoo! And ..... DEREK: Oh-hoo! CLIVE: ..... all his hair fell out ..... DEREK: Oh-hoo! CLIVE: ..... and his legs fell off ..... DEREK: Oh-hoo! CLIVE: ..... and, er, ..... DEREK: Oh-hoo! Oh- CLIVE: ..... his, his, his cock got sliced off by a lawn mower! DEREK: Oh-hoo! CLIVE: And he said, oh-hoo, ..... DEREK: Oh-hoo! CLIVE: ..... he said, "I'm not feeling too well." DEREK: Oh-hoo! CLIVE: And this black bloke came round and said to him, ..... DEREK: Oh-hoo! CLIVE: ..... "If you're not feeling well, ..... DEREK: Oh-hoo! CLIVE: ..... you should see how I'm feeling!" DEREK: Ohhhhhhhh!!!!! CLIVE: Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!! That's Alfie Noakes folks!
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