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Leo Condie BS: political correctness (106* d) RE: BS: political correctness 16 Oct 03


CLIVE:
..... I want to tell you a story. There's this bloke, and he's Irish and he's Jewish and he's Pakistani and he's stupid and he's lost his teeth .....
DEREK:
Ahh-hugh-ho-ho!
CLIVE:
..... and all his h-, all his hair fell out .....
DEREK:
Oh-hoo!
CLIVE:
Oh-hoo! And .....
DEREK:
Oh-hoo!
CLIVE:
..... all his hair fell out .....
DEREK:
Oh-hoo!
CLIVE:
..... and his legs fell off .....
DEREK:
Oh-hoo!
CLIVE:
..... and, er, .....
DEREK:
Oh-hoo! Oh-
CLIVE:
..... his, his, his cock got sliced off by a lawn mower!
DEREK:
Oh-hoo!
CLIVE:
And he said, oh-hoo, .....
DEREK:
Oh-hoo!
CLIVE:
..... he said, "I'm not feeling too well."
DEREK:
Oh-hoo!
CLIVE:
And this black bloke came round and said to him, .....
DEREK:
Oh-hoo!
CLIVE:
..... "If you're not feeling well, .....
DEREK:
Oh-hoo!
CLIVE:
..... you should see how I'm feeling!"
DEREK:
Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!
CLIVE:
Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!! That's Alfie Noakes folks!


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