Way ,way back in high school we were discussing curren t affairs in my history class and my teacher asked if anyone knew what the price of the pound was. I brilliantly answered that it was about $2.40 and the all-met football lineman sitting behind me inquired "Hey Dave, $2.40 a pound for what?"

On a distantly related topic, "Best straight line you ever lucked into on a first date" , when my lady friend and I were seated in a restaurant last Saturday night the hostess told us that our servers' name was Summer and she'd be right with us . Five minutes passed and the hostess returned and asked if Summer had been with us yet . I responded,"No but if she doesn't get here soon her name will propbably change to autumn.". Watching all those You Bet Your Life reruns finally paid off. Did I get lucky due to that snappy rejoinder. A gentlemen never tells and neither do I. Regards , Snookadive