Parody: Diddle My Way Original: My Way (Sinatra) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And now, I'm sitting here. I've poured my drink, I've drawn my curtain. I've spread my legs apart. If they spread more they would be hurtin'. I turn the vibe on high, My breath grows short. It's in a *sigh* way. I diddle long, I diddle strong I diddle my way. Men's dicks. I've had a few, Had five at once at a convention. And lips I've had them too, Both sexes licked, without exemption. But on the road of sex My favored steps along the highway Are with my finger walk I diddle my way. >From time to time I've tried something new. Sure, I got off a time or two. But after all what makes me shout: Fingers on clit! Thrust in and out! Slide dildo in! Make my head spin! I diddle my way! I've spanked. Been whipped and cried. My rectum filled, my share of bruising. All kinds of kinks I've tried. I've found a few quite amusing. To think I've fucked like that, And may I say, not in a shy way. They must defer. I much prefer To diddle my way. For no one else can find that right spot! I can myself, deep in the slot! Slide in my toy! Vibe on my clit! Lubed up with oil, nature and spit! Pussy and bum! Oh, how I cum When I diddle my way!
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