Oh, lord, I'd forgotten "Found a peanut..." Single most tedious song this side of "A Hundred Bottles of Beer."

How 'bout:

I wish I was a hinecerarious A rappapotanamy, A ha ha ha ha

But since I'm not, and never can hope to be A hinecerarious, A rappapotanamy

I'm an egghead, I'm a junebug, And I'd rather bash my head against a wall Boo-hoo!

(I presume the long words were a spinoff on "rhinocerus" and "hippopotamus"...)

And then there's all the balls/boobs/body-parts variations on:

Do your (ears) hang low, do they wobble to and fro,

Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow,

Can you throw 'em over your shoulders and (something)

Do your ears hang low?

--Nonie