This is not me, somebody sent me this ages ago, it is true, it did happen, but my involvment goes as far as copy & paste. Enjoy This is the story..... We'd go and sit on the balcony at Terminal 3 at Heathrow Airport, directly under one of the PA speakers where we put a tape machine in a bag with the microphone poking out of the top. Then we'd look for a flight that had arrived in the last 40 minutes from somewhere where you'd expect people with unpronounceable names i.e. Saudi Arabia, We would then go to the Airport Help Desk with a prewritten note containing the names of fictitious passengers and ask them to read out the names over the PA system. The passenger's names looked innocent enough on paper but they sounded like something else when read out loud. Looks Likeā¦ Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed sounds like I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired Looks Like Arjevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie sounds like I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody Looks like Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost sounds like I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed Looks like Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet sounds like Oo-ah, that ' s better and now I need a shit Looks like Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted sounds like My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard Looks like Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee sounds like Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea We got rumbled doing the "My colleague just, etc. " They actually threatened to arrest us as apparently they'd received complaints over the previous weeks!
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