Well gol danged.... Here I go and step away from this joint an' the womenz is no threatenin' bodily harm??? Like wahts this about??? Packin' knapsacks and threatenin' to bludgeon us poor guys who has been waitin' in lines for days for, ahhhhh, our imnpatience???

Things seem to be heatin up 'round the Catbox...

Being the peacefull, yet curious, individual that I is, I am seriously considerin' withdrawin' mny original question (irregardless of its validity) jus' to end these threats of violence against my fellow man... I mean, shoot, we allready are stuck waiting in lines behind the womenz, we allready work so hard that we die 10 years before the womenz so to do anything that could bring about a situation where we might die 20, 30 or 50 years before the womenz is not propductive to our cause...

so fir that reason, and that reason alone, I'll jus' say that all womenz is considerate and sensitive shoppers... Howz that??? Everybody happy???

I mean like I ain't even gonna say a dnaged word about going down to South Carolina to a Harris Teeter grocery store today. Nope, ain't gonna say nuthin' 'bout gettin' stuck behind Betty Sue Emmilee who not only didn't think she would have to pay but was so sure of it that she left her pocketbook at her trailer... No, I won't even tell ya' about the 45 minute discussion she had with the manager, while the line got longer and longer.... Nope ain't gonna get no details outta me on this one....

Sorry, guys... But the womenz is the most considerate shoppers on the planet... Like the Bush election, we're gonna have to jus' get over it....

Sniff....

I hate to throw in the towell, guys, but they is threatenin' the knapsack defense an' we're not ready for this at this time... We'll jus have to regroup, like they have, and counter when they least expect it....

Sniff...

Bobert