Correct usage of the "F" word:

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
---Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
--- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
--Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
---Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
---Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
---Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
--- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
--- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
---Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please...........!

1. "What the @%#*^ happened?."
--- John Kerry, 2004