BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word

Subject: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 06:49 AM

Correct usage of the "F" word:

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
---Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
--- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
--Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
---Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
---Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
---Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
--- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
--- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
---Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please...........!

1. "What the @%#*^ happened?."
--- John Kerry, 2004

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 07:08 AM

Waht the @#$% is @#$%ing happening man?
--=Ozzy Osbourne.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 08:00 AM

King Harold at the Battle of Hastings said:-
"Watch that @#$%er, he'll have somebodys eye out"!!!!!
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 08:56 AM

@#$% the FCC
@#$% the FBI
@#$% the CIA
Living in the mother@#$%ing USA

(Steve Earle, The Revolution Starts Now)

'Nuff said

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Fiolar
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 09:02 AM

"Watch what you're doing with the @#$%ing horn".
Edward II, 1327.

"Careful with that @#$%ing axe".
Charles I, 1649.

"Where the @#$% is my fiddle?"
Nero, 64AD.

"But I don't like @#$%ing apples".
Adam.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 09:03 AM

Just remembered:

"Bubbles? Oi'm the Prince of @#$%ing Darkness!", and

"Oi'm too old for back-to-back gigs. I'm not @#$%ing doing it, Sharon."

Ozzy again.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 09:37 AM

Watch him, he'll have some fuckers eye out with that. [ Harold at Senlac ]

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:02 AM

"Waht the @#$%?"
-Sir Isaac Newton 1662

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:29 AM

One small step for man, one giant %£(&?$#+ leap for mankind.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:40 AM

We play it like this-- where in a multi-syllable word to insert it, for example, "I'll blow you to Ju-@#$%-in'-upiter!"

... as, really, one could hardly say: "I'll blow you to Jupi-@#$%-in'-ter!"

Try it. It will soon take over either your daily pronunci-@#$%in'-ation or at the very least, your pro-@#$%in'-nunciation. And, likely, your men-@#$%in'-tation as well.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:44 AM

"I'm just going outside for a &*@#in' piss, right?
Don't @(%$in' seal the !%&#in' tent shut this $&*@in' time, right?"
   --Captain Laurence Oates

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Wolfgang
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:46 AM

Just a correction to the first post:

Picasso is often misquoted. He did not say It does so @#$%ing look like her!", he actually said It does so look like her @#$%ing.

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:48 AM

"The United States, as the world knows, will never start a @#$%ing war."

John F. Kennedy, 1963

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Davetnova
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:54 AM

It's Friday tomorrow.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 11:38 AM

Thank god it's #&$)(%[? Friday.

Or, as the Irish would have it #e$£]*? Friday.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Juan P-B
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 12:46 PM

I had a buddy who used to slot it into other words...

"I hope you're satis-@#$%ing-fied!" was one of his

Juan P-B

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Raedwulf
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 01:23 PM

The Ultimate:

"@#$%ing @#$%er's @#$%ing @#$%ed!"

All 4 major parts of speech; adjective, noun, adverb, verb...

I never did hear the actual sentence when I worked on the @#$%ing railway, but I ought to have. I heard it in every imaginable @#$%ing context (usually about every other @#$%ing word) so much so that, 20 years later, I'm still @#$%ing prone to @#$%ing well using the @#$%ing word, even when I'm @#$%ing well trying not to!

@#$%ing British Rail!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 02:19 PM

"Fuuny Man" Rocco in The Boondock Saints:

"Fuckin'... WHAT the fuckin, FUCK! Who the FUCK?! FUCK this FUCKIN' .... How did YOU two fuckin' FUCKS .... FUUUUUUCK?!?!?!"

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 02:20 PM

"Who ever organised this orgy should be fucking crucified"
unkown guest at the Last Supper

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Tam the Bam (Nutter)
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 03:20 PM

What 'F' word is this fork, face, or any other words that begin with F.
Don't be frighted to use fuck, after all it's just a word.

Tom

Christian (really)

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: LilyFestre
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 03:34 PM

I used the F word when confronting my ever so lovely mother-in-law today. Not saying I'm proud of it, but when it fits, it fits. A body can only be pushed so far.

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Raedwulf
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 03:37 PM

Fits? Is yer ma-in-law fits then, Lilychelle? Ooops :o ;-)

Tam - stop spoiling our shame-facedly slightly-puritan fun!

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: LilyFestre
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 03:44 PM

Hmmm....Lilychelle....I like it! ;)

As far as fits....the F word fit the situation just fine....uh huh...come to think of it, I'm not sure how else I coulda said what I hadta say.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 03:46 PM

This thread is fucking cool...:0)

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:22 PM

Of course, the 'F' word is merely part of the engineering language adopted by the wider world - hence Raedwulf's post.

epn

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Peace
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 05:20 PM

I never use the word myself.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Raedwulf
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 05:23 PM

I never thuckin fourt uv it like dat, epn! ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 06:11 PM

The f word and its many uses!

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 06:31 PM

"Holy ji-@#$%inghad SHIT. Praise Allah."

Osama bin Laden, 2001

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 02:24 AM

I don't care WHO the fuck you are, you're not walking on the water when I'm fishing.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 03:42 AM

I used to have a book (still have?) of World War II songs and ballads. In it was a song by a squaddie posted to some far flung outpost of the country. It is called "Fucking Halkirk". The "F" word is used on every line which may seem like overkill, but in fact only serves to heighten the sense of despair and frustration. If I come across it over the weekend I'll post it here.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST,SueB
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 03:54 AM

Un-fucking-believable.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 05:05 AM

I think that should read "unbe-fuckin-lievable"

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 08:18 AM

Hull @#%$ Club.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Schantieman
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 08:52 AM

I've never been terribly keen on it in everyday language. If you use it all the time, what do you say when you hit your thumb with a hammer?   Now in the bedroom......

Steve

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST,Barry Finn
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 09:20 AM

F = Fornication

U = Under

C = Consent

K = of the King

Barry

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Mooh
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 09:41 AM

That's like For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, also the name of a Van Hagar cd from the early '90s, and likely a later clever contrivance than the word fuck, and one of more favourite acronyms. Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 09:42 AM

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge?

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Mooh
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 09:47 AM

Meant to add that "fuck like a mink" was a very popular expression in one small town known for its mink farms, "mink" for anything fuckable, and "mink coat" for condom. Popular elsewhere too, I bet.

Fuckin' eh!

Peace, Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Schantieman
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 10:53 AM

'kin 'ell

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 11:09 AM

One of Stan Arnold'sm songs had a verse which started:

Fuckin' 'ell
Fuckin' 'ell
Fuckin' 'ell
'f kin' 'elp you in any way

Cracks me up every time I hear it.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 11:15 AM

Allegedly true story about Douglas Bader, a famous British WWII Fighter Ace.
After the war he was giving a talk at a college for young ladies, and mentioned an incident when "Two German fuckers dived at me out of the sun".
In the shocked silence, the head mistress stood and reminded the girls that the "Fokker" was a type of german plane.
"Quite right headmistress, but these fuckers were flying Messerschmits" came the reply

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Joybell
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 08:11 PM

"Get out of here! It's not your bairnie! I'd have remembered if I'd ever f***ed a seal!" Gert by sea, across from Shule Skerrie.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Charmion
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 08:22 PM

I never worked on the railroad, but I was in the armed forces for seven years, and I have, indeed, heard the F word used as four parts of speech in one sentence -- by a vehicle technician struggling with an unbudgeable wheelnut on a deuce-and-a-half with a flat tire. It was winter. It seemed appropriate.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Jeri
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 09:20 PM

I've seen someone working on the same problem. Some WD-40 and a 6' 'breaker' bar with 3 guys jumping up and down on it did the trick. The F-word wasn't required, but then, it was summer, and it was Arizona.

Personally, I think it works best when plonked in the middle of adjectives or adverbs (for emphasis), or when in a string of cursing (for severe disgruntlement) as in "fuckin' son-of-abitch fuckin' bastard asswipe piece of fuckin' shit lugnut" or something similar.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST,Bobert
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 09:31 PM

Well, this ain't the kinda thread that I would ordinarially jump in on but like my buddy, brucie, I don't use the "F" word but I'm sure there are times when it is applicable in some folks lives... but...

Let me tell you about my brother... H eac'r make a sentence without the F word. Same with my attorny, which is even scarier since if I'm in court with him I am afraid that he goinna come out with somethin' like, "Well, yer F'n Honor, my F'n client...."

Fir lots of folks who should knoew better, they apparently don't. Not only is it a bad word, but its, ahhh, just indicative of a bad speeech "pattern"...

Awwww, never-F'n-mind....

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Hrothgar
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 11:26 PM

Now, where do I remember reading about the squad of British troops in the First World War who knew the situation was really serious when the sergeant said, "Get your rifles" without using the f-word?

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 12:06 AM

Just a verse from ' Halkirk '

Everythings so fucking dear,
A fucking bob for fucking beer,
And is it good ? no fucking fear,
In fucking Halkirk.

Great song, eric

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST,Queen Be
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 02:35 AM

the fucking correct orgin of the word is found under carnal knowlegde originating in england pretaining to acts of adultry or rape during court

i personally use it for those occasions or when ever nesscessary ie. every other word (iwork in a kitchen)but..

the be all and end all for the correct use of the word fuck is

"FUCK OFF"

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Bernard
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 06:03 AM

If a piece of equipment fails to work, we declare it 'Donald'...

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 11:56 AM

*sigh*

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 01:27 PM

I once got, 'What the fuck possessed you to fuck about with that fucking lighter, you fuckwit?'
There's a story behind that, but i'm, not going to tell you it...

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Mooh
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 02:30 PM

Careful there Cluin, a guest said it was so, so it must be true! Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 04:48 AM

I am the messiah now FUCK OFF.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 03:44 PM

Mooh, shouldn't that be a "@#$%-ing guest"?

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 04:29 PM

This is, like, a subject I can totally like relate to, eh? Flippin' A!!!

The flippin' F word is, like, the perfect words fro most situations in life.

Eggsameples:

FLIP OFF, YOU FLIPPIN' LOSER!!!

FLIP YOU!

YOU FLIP-FACED WHOERE!

WHO FLIPPIN' CARES??? NOT ME!!!

FLIP MEEEEEE!!!!! (good for when things don't flippin' work out too well...)

YOUR FLIPPED!!!

WHO GIVES A FLYIN FLIP???

YOU CAN FLIPPIN' WELL FLIP YOURSELF SIDEWAYS YOU FLIPPIN' FLIPHEAD!!!

TAKE A FLYIN' FLIP AT A ROLLING DONUT!!!

It is the perfect flippin' word for all exstreem ocassions, eh? Flippin' right!

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Cluin
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 05:20 PM

Go flip a pancake.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Peace
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 06:18 PM

With or without maple syrup? That could make a difference. And whipped cream.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 10:23 AM

Me sister Mary's very fond of sodomy
Into her arse, I tips me `appy load
She lives wit' a syphy bloke, wot keeps a bloody knocking shop
Down in the White-fucking-Chapel-bleeding-Road

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 05:31 AM

" drink, feck, arse "

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: davidmeredith
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 06:09 AM

It can be used as a noun,verb,adjective,modifier,intesifier,adverb,adjective,etc.For example:
"This fucking fucker's fucking well fucking fucked."

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Cluin
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 07:17 AM

I like fuck best when it's used as a a conjunction. You know?... To join up two parts?

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Maija
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 11:45 AM

Fuck fucking.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 01:20 PM

It's a handy little word, ain't it? But I like fuck best when I'm doin' it! Sayin' it ain't quite as fun.

Here's some of my favorite fucks: (verbal expressions, that is)

"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on." (Western-style cowboy)

"Get tae fuck!" (Piss off, I presume?)

"Fuckin' A ditty-bag!" (U.S. Navy sailor expression meaning: "Damn right!")

Abso-fuckin-lutely (Defined on the http://www.urbandictionary.com website as an expression confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.)

P.F.M. (Pure fuckin' magic, as my Scots pals used to say)

"Well, fuck me pink!" (eureka!)

"Get the f--k oudda he-ah!" (New York for, "you're kidding me!")

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Ima Gittin'
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 01:44 PM

It's the all-around perfect one-word-for-all.It's non-denominational,non-racist,multi-lingual and multi-national. It's blue-collar,white-collar....no-collar....any-caller....
Fits any & every situation....


forgive me ,...I @%&*ing digress.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Ima Gittin'
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 01:46 PM

My personal fav...."Well,Fuck Me Runnin'!"

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 01:50 PM

I LOVE the 'F' word! It's universal! It can be used as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective... any kind you f***ing want!

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: grumpy al
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 02:35 PM

here'one I had thrown at me after pissing sombody off.

" why don't you take a running fuck at a rolling dough nut?"