Careful Lynne or you will dislodge that calming suppository from your previously betwigged nether parts and reinsertion is not an option, not without THE SCREENS. Besides, where can we find a hop pole this far from Kent. What's the pole for I hear you say, I'm going to open the top windows. Those pickled eggs......... Back to my Chocolate Stout and smoked salmon. Playfully cudgel John Boy about the head with a half burnt crumhorn in an attempt to stifle the moans which are drowning out the singaround in the snug. A banjo starts up in the corner. It is soon stopped by removing the rotor arm and battery. Its operator is hung by the scrotum as a warning to others.
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