The devil materializes in front of a lawyer, working late in his office. "Here's the deal," quoth Satan. "I can get you a full partnership and that corner office you've always wanted. "In addition, your new secretary will be a fantastic secretary AND also stacked, fun-loving, and amoral. "Finally, you'll live to be 103 years old, everyone will love you, and Harvard Law will endow a chair in your name. "All I ask for in return is that your soul, plus the souls of your wife and all your children, burn in hell forever. "So whaddaya say? We have a deal?" The lawyer rubs his jaw. "What's the catch?" he asks.
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