Good news! The mister and missus 'ave made up and are 'appy again! Mr Winston 'as bought two smashin' new riding 'orses wot are named "Cutlass" and "Raphaella". The new "Raphaella" is named after another 'orse wot suffered a fatal injury in steeplechase last year and 'as been sorely missed ever since. I've 'eard that Mr Winston plans to DEFY the anti-fox-'untin' law! Cor! I wonder wot will 'appen then. Miss Penelope will 'ave to 'ave the law on 'im if 'e does, but 'e swears 'e is ready to face the consequences! By Gawd, it stirs me blood seein' a man stand up for a noble tradition like that! I would go out and stand up for poachin' too, if I was a gent, but given me status I figger it's bet'er to just do it on the sly, like. Not that I'm sayin' I do. And I'm not sayin' I don't neither. I'm just sayin'...if I did, like. Then I would. If I did, you unnerstand... Anyways, the 'ouse is merry and 'appy again, and all's well wif the world as far as I'm concerned. Miss Penelope told 'er part of this over on the anti-'untin' fread. - Albert McSwiggins, Gardener
|