Your buddy Chongo can keep his "yen for Bonobos", Mr. Little Hawk! I've told you before, Bonobos don't do chimps! Just look at what those chimps did to that poor human. Bonobos would never have done that. Those chimps probably thought he was trying to bang one of their females. Well, if it was Bonobos, he'd be welcome to her. We Bonobos are like a bunch of 1967 Haight-Ahsbury Flower Children. We don't have a bunch of sexual hang-ups like chimps and gorillas. Free love for everyone! Except chimps and gorillas, that is. Not that I've ever had a human, but if one ever expresses interest and he's kinda cute, well, we'll see.
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