Saying I CHOSE to submit to the required degradation is slightly inaccurate, my dear Sinsull. To be precise, I was awakened from a deep sleep by a gun pointing at my temple and then it was STRONGLY SUGGESTED that I submit to the required degradation. Had I had a handgun, I am quite sure I would have not had the opportunity under the circumstances, to shoot back at my......... suitor. But, on your wise council, I think I'll go out and buy a few dozen handguns, this afternoon. Then I can have an array from which to choose; to match my outfit, to complement the decor in my boudoir, or to match the varying colors of cement and grass while I am jogging. Oh, and one each, to match each of my unique autoharps!
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