Now that does make sense..................

And Tom does have a great reputation,,,,,,,,,and for his Guinness as well.

He flawlessy renders the Roman Soldier Song with a "sinister, dexter" chorus. In the middle he does a "Roman soldier goes up to a bar and says   ´Give us a Martinus´. The barman says ´Don´t you mean Martini´ and the soldier repies ´If I want more than one I´ll tell you´.

When people laugh at this (!!) Tom says "You can tell the grammar school boys".

Dave