Duvet? DUVET?! What is the modern army coming to, boy? Gad, when I was fighting in the Soudan, all we had was an army issue camp bed and a hairy blanket. And we didn't bring our bally animals with us, well, apart from the odd hunter and the hounds of course. What is that creature doing in the mess? I shall write to The Times about this! Sir Maj Gen Draws FitzLoosley, KCBE, VC, DBE and Bar.
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