Cant find it yet, but this is great!
Green Grow My Nadgers Oh!
First Broadcast 18th June 1967

Rambling Syd: Now let us all burst forth together - so grundle your parts and away we go…

(To the tune of 'Green Grow The Rushes O')

Rambling Syd:
I'll sing you one oh,
Green grow my nadgers oh!

Chorus:
What is your one-oh?

Rambling Sid:
One's the grunge upon my splod
Masking my cordwangle.

I'll sing you two-oh!
Green grow my nadgers oh.

Chorus:
What is your two-oh?

Rambling Syd:
Two are my looming thrums -
See how they jangle,
One's the grunge upon my splod
Masking my cordwangle.

I'll sing you three-oh!
Green grow my nadgers oh.

Chorus:
What is your three-oh?

Rambling Syd:
Three are the times I've lunged my groats,
Two are my looming thrums -
See how they jangle,
One's the grunge upon my splod
Masking my cordwangle.

I'll sing you four-oh!
Green grow my nadgers oh.

Chorus:
What are your four-oh?

Rambling Syd:
Four for my whirdlers bent - oh,
Three are the times I've lunged my groats,
Two are my looming thrums -
See how they jangle,
One's the grunge upon my splod
Masking my cordwangle.

I'll sing you five-oh!
Green grow my nadgers oh.

Chorus:
What are your five-oh?

Rambling Syd:
Five are the wogglers up my spong,
Four for my whirdlers bent - oh,
Three are the times I've lunged my groats,
Two are my looming thrums - see how they jangle
One's the grunge upon my splod -
It's ruined my cordwangle!