I think it was the Provisional IRA that is responsible here. See all the old training camps in those small self catering holiday villas in Mayo, Wicklow and Donegal are lying empty. Bet they sent them over sober, load with with Guinness, Harp and Bushmills (All Irish produced) Taught them their own social skills, then let them loose on the streets of Ireland. Once they have wrecked the odd phone box, pulled up a couple of dozen tulips, brought up the contents of their stomach over a bank auto till (including carrots). Them that's them ready for export. Right you little bastards, you have 24 hours to get out of Ireland, otherwise you'll be walking with a limp. Boat fulls of these yobs arrive in England. Job done. I really didn't believe Michael Stone would accept our dare yesterday at Stormount. Yes the Provo's were at it again. Supplied him with a 9 mm Beretta M9 automatic pistol, a bag full of home made nitrocellulose cordite tin bins complete with blaster caps and no doubt you know the rest.
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