Ok,

As I say I like some English not all, it's the same with the Scots, I can't get on with some and not others, and you telling jokes about the welsh and sheep well you're the same as me then aren't you a racist. but that is Politcal Correctness, I remember some saying to Frank Carson that he was racist because he told Irish Jokes, I mean the guy is Irish and he's tell jokes about his own countrymen/women.

An Englishman was in the zoo were he saw a lion on the ground cleaning his arse, when he asked the zoo keeper why he was doing that the zoo keeper said well about half an hour ago, the lion grabbed an Englishman into the cage and ate him, but sid the Englishman that doesn't explain why it's licking his arse, well said the zoo keeper the lion has to get of the taste somehow.

you accuse all Australians are criminals, the Welsh and sheep and yet you don't consider yourself as racist, I know I say racists things, but that's me.
so why not admit that you're a racist and if you don't then you're a hypocrite, like me