And another thing, apart from our Little Club deciding what folk IS and ISN'T, we reserve the right to turn discussions into a load of old bollocks to prove how clever we are. And we still hate Seth Lakeman, Kate Rusby, Lisa Knapp and anyone else who WE decide just doesn't fit in with our image what a folk singer should look and sound like. They should all be scruffy, and ever so slightly mingin, and tolerably unsuccessful. And we reserve the right to adopt stupid nick names like, Scrumpy, Bumpy, Lumpy, and Chumpy. Catty, Splatty, Twatty, Dave, Dee, Beaky, Mick and Titch. And I just hope I got the feckin' comas in the feckin' right feckin' places.
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