I do wonder what it was Drippynose saw when he was peeking in Secsy's window the other night.. The way he was behaving, I really ought to report it to Elf Snugglebutt. I mean, first his eyes were popping almost out of his head, just like that elf Dobby in Harry Potter. And then his hands started making what looked like completely involuntary movements and his whole body went entirely rigid. I had to drag him out of there, and all the while he was muttering almost unintelligible words. The only word that did make a bit of sense was 'tits'. But somehow I don't think the blue tits or the great tits were out that time of the night?

I wish I could have seen what he saw, then I would be in a much better position to judge whether or not it's necessary to report the incident. I know, I should in fact report it to Elf Snugglebutt, but on the other hand I'd be sorry to grass on a mate. It's not the done thing, it just isn't. And nothing happened, he recovered his senses eventually. Never let on what he had seen, though. Drippynose is a mate, and I won't be the one betraying a mate. Nah... I won't tell her. She can figure it out for herself, that would be different, but she's not going to hear about it from me..

There, I feel better now that I've taken that decision! And speaking of Snugglebutt, I'd better go and take over, it must be time for my watch soon, anyway.

*Elf Droopydrawers wanders off into the night, still mumbling to himself