Well my dear you would think after all those years at the pole i would be imune to the cold but it is distinctly chilly here today. So the little Danish pastry has been trying to blow my cover has she I will deal with her most severly, I might even have to send granny round to have a word. I am begining to worry that my furry delivery system might be to busy fishing mid atlantic to get your pressie there on time but keep your eyes open. Your former santa did try to tell me you were a quiet sweet little thing but santa knows the truth still I was short on coal and birch rods this year a lot of children in germany have been naughty so your pressie will contain neither.

I would say behave, but i'm santa i dont do miracles i leave that to the other bloke. so if ye cant be good! be good at it.
santy