I think this what you might be looking for..... *LOL* Danerous Dan McGrew This is a story of downfall and shame The end in Alaska of a very proud name The boys were all drinking and talking of ass Of virgins and whores and rolls in the grass. Of fairies and cocksmen and old moby dick Who drove the girls crazy with a wart on his prick Now over all this commotion In the corner sparks flew For there on the floor, on top of a whore, Lay Dangerous Dan McGrew. And out of the night as black as a bitch, And into the din and the smoke, Came shady old prick right up from the crick, With a rusty old load in his poke. He rolled out his cock to display to the flock And every asshole squirmed He drew from his belt a big bag of gold And laid it down with a grin He turned to the crowd and said in a loud voice: "I've come to give Dangerous Dan a choice. "This gold is for pleasure and I'm here to say "I'll spend every nickel for one damned good lay "So here's the deal straight and neat "That girl you're on Dan or you in the seat" A hush still as death came o'er that place And the only smile seen was on the face Of that old weezened stranger named Ace The crowd sat and waited for Dan to get through And the matter at hand between the two "You'll not touch the girl while I'm still on hand." Said the stranger, "Then it's your ass Dangerous Dan." The crowd made clearing as the circle round Each eyeing the other but neither gave ground The lights went out, I ducked to the floor, And the stranger sprang in the dark. His aim was true And the sparks they flew When his donnicker found its mark. Mid might and main and screams of pain And a man's voice was heard in the room There were sighs and moans and farts and groans, And three bodies lay stacked in the gloom Then a moan of delight mingled with pain A scream, then a moan, again and again The crowd was astounded as the lights were lit And showed two men locked together all covered with shit A figure arose from the two locked together Staggered out of the bar and into the weather With a satisfied look on his pan. For there on the floor, With his asshole tore, Lay poor old Dangerous Dan. Charlotte R
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