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User Name Thread Name Subject Posted
Spider Tom BS: Shared Jokes (14) RE: BS: Shared Jokes 31 May 00


Why do ducks have large flat feet?
For stamping out grass fires.


Why do elephants have large flat feet?
For stamping out burning ducks.


Why did the natives run out of the jungle shouting
"The elephants are coming, The elephants are coming."?
Have you ever seen an elephant come?


Spider Tom ( with a very old chuckle)




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