I have this evidence to offer in the defence of the accused. Hereinafter referred to as Chicken G. Pierre Le Chapeau writes "When your all dancing naked round the fire I,ll sling a huge Log on dead centre which produces millions of red Hot Sparks and then sit back and watch the Fun?" This is evidence which suggests that he forced the victim,[hereonafter refeered to as Fox R] to eat the fireworks. That attemnpt proving unsuccesful M'Lud Hoff, he threw the fox down the mineshaft, a place where he just happened to be working, and framed the Chicken. Supporters of The Chicken please sign the Petition to be posted on the BS section soon.
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