Rochester Times (NH)

4:05 p.m. — In East Rochester, a lady is out in front of her house yelling at a neighbor in front of "a ton of kids." A fight is expected at any moment. In just a few minutes, the event boasts 10 kids, two women still in each other's faces, and several gawkers.

7:07 p.m. — On Rochester Hill Road, a man in plaid shorts is being chased by a Jeep. Yelling breaks out.

9:08 p.m. — At the station a man would like to talk about a very serious matter. Some minutes later he calls 911 from the lobby to say that police are not taking the matter seriously, and notes that he cannot be out after 8:30 p.m.

6:36 a.m. — On South Main Street, a woman in the Dunkin' Donuts parking lot wants to fight with a man.

11:05 a.m. — Two gentlemen slug it out on Summer Street.

11:05 a.m. — A pot pipe pops up in a playground at Cold Spring Manor.

11:17 a.m. — On Church Street, a woman is banging on a door after threatening to come over in the belief the caller stole her clothes.

1:17 p.m. — At the station, a woman reports her sister stole her pills and is selling them. Plus, she is offering to pay people in drugs for stealing clothes.

3:30 p.m. — — A lady has urinated on Lafayette Street, more in urgency than as a public statement. She is taken into protective custody and later released to a neighbor.

8:41 p.m.— A lady enters the lobby to report an assault by a gentleman. When pried for information, she says she is going to find and kill him.

11:52 p.m. — At the Knights of Columbus, a man wearing all black is investigated. He is not the Black Knight.

9:12 a.m. — Highland Street Dunkin' Donuts have a theft on video. No, 20 officers don't rush to respond.

2:35 p.m. — A property owner says a black dog from Jackson Street is leaving brown deposits.

3:33 p.m. — A 16-year-old seeking to turn himself in on a bench warrant obligingly hangs around for an hour until an officer is available.