From Rochester NH

Thursday, Sept. 3
3:02 a.m. — On Charles Street, four folks yell and scream, for those in bed, fat chance to dream.
7:29 a.m. — A dead skunk raises a stink on Washington Street.
1:45 p.m. — A lady being very disruptive at the library is served with a no-trespass order.
9:21 p.m. — A drunk in a Lafayette Street apartment disturbs everyone else in the building.
10:10 p.m. — At Cold Spring Manor skateboard park, teens yell and smoke and curse and lark.

Friday, Sept. 4
3:30 a.m. — A Chestnut Hill Road resident finds a man in his yard, next to his vehicles. The intruder mutters something about looking for a dog, and then takes off.
6:09 p.m. — There are four bunnies, enough for a pie, in a yard near the fairground. However, they are very well cared for and look like family pets, so the caller will look out for them until contacted by the owner.
10:40 p.m. — Citizens parked in Rochester Cemetery are "being romantic." They are told not to stop there again.
11:08 p.m. — Citizens in a vehicle near KFC are somewhat less than romantic. They fire an egg at another driver and splat him in the face
9:57 a.m. — A Governors Road mailbox has been mashed, with others possibly sharing the same fate.
1:23 p.m. — A woman who left her phone on the counter of a Hannaford pharmacy says that a young man told an employee he would run after her and give her it. Instead, he steals the phone.
1:28 p.m. — On Chestnut Street, one woman thumps another woman's door and yells in at her boyfriend..
10:39 p.m. — A shirtless man (here we go) and his girlfriend stand in the middle of Quaker Lane and scream. Someone has taken their keys.
11:10 p.m. — On Academy, there are eight noisy people with bottles in their hands.
Sunday, Sept. 6

8:44 a.m. — On Jackson Street, two dogs pick on one dog.
9:43 a.m. — A cyclist on Farmington Road receives an official warning for dropping a napkin.
10:39 a.m. — At Market Basket, a woman steals health and beauty aids.
5:53 p.m. — Teens yell and swear at a woman on Old Milton Road.
9:12 p.m. — Fireworks annoy residents on Nicole Street.
10:31 p.m. — Fireworks, music and people create a cacophony on Charles Street.
Monday, Sept. 7

1:08 a.m. — On Evergreen Lane a van drives over a lawn and clunks into an inflatable swimming pool which is now leaking.
8:48 a.m. — At Salmon Falls Estates a man going to pick up his child reports his ex "throwing things at him."
8:57 a.m. — At the Lilac Mall Hannaford's, tensions rise when a suspicious man, wearing headphones and a white shirt walks into the store "with some sort of device strapped to his chest." Police make contact and find it is an infant wrapped in a blanket.
5:15 p.m. — A George & Ed's Store, a lady is hitting a gentleman and screaming in his face.
6:06 p.m. — Music blasts on Moores Court. A woman gets a final warning.
Tuesday, Sept. 8

12:37 a.m. — On Knight Street a man rides a bike with no lights. On the plus side he does not drop a napkin.
1:09 p.m. — Graffiti blights a wall up at the Lilac Mall.
3:43 p.m. — A Cedarbrook Village woman wants to see an officer after her pet was injured in a dog fight.
6:03 p.m. — Fisticuffs break out near a pizza shop on North Main Street.
8:54 p.m. — Four men (probably napkin droppers) in the new Factory Court plaza keep harassing people as they walk by.
Wednesday, Sept. 9

7:03 a.m. — On Lafayette Street, half a dozen people (not yet in bed, perhaps, rather than early risers) yell and start to fight.
8:46 a.m. — A truck driver is concerned about a hawk he struck accidentally near the Country Club. It is injured and trying to fly. Soon after, a woman brings the wrapped up bird to the station, and the animal control officer passes it along to someone who can nurse it back to health.
12:40 p.m. — At the station a woman reports her dog was attacked by a neighbor's dog..
6:07 p.m. — A lady punches a gentleman right in the face on Joshua Street.
Thursday, Sept. 10

11:11 a.m. — On Periwinkle Drive, a man says a neighbor stole his cat. The neighbor then phones to assert the first caller has threatened to shoot him. Police say the cat spat should be settled in civil court.
11:45 a.m. — In the lobby, someone "wants to speak to an officer about the neighbor's children and balls coming over the fence."
1:36 p.m. — At the station, a man says he thinks his soon-to-be-ex-wife is loosening his brakes.
1:47 p.m. — At the station, a citizen says they would like to see a newspaper article on bike safety and cyclists' rules of the road, pertaining to traffic lights, one-way road signs, stop signs, riding on the sidewalk, pulling out into traffic and cutting off vehicles. Plus napkin dropping.
3:23 p.m. — Graffiti has appeared on the door of the fire station museum in East Rochester.
5:03 p.m. — In a possible identity theft/scam, a "creditor" keeps calling a very elderly lady to say she owes Barclay's Bank $989. The scamsters have her social security number.
8:09 p.m. — There is a dead fox on Cross Road.
8:16 p.m. — Loud gunplay scares Hansonville Road children trying to sleep. It is the SWAT team practicing night shooting
Friday, Sept. 11

7:52 a.m. — A homeless man is still using the facilities in the Professional Arts Building and scaring tenants.

8:40 a.m. — A dog yaps round the clock at Wellsweep Acres.
9:40 a.m. — A man is thought to be casing vehicles near Bank of America. He says he was waiting on a friend in the bank, and looking for loose change in a grassy area.
2:39 p.m. — A mother and teenage son slug it out at Cold Spring Manor.
5:02 p.m. — From Rochester Terrace MHP there is a report, via 911, of a teenage girl stripping for two older men. A second call is placed 10 minutes later which says, "Forget it. Forget it. They left. You missed it. The men put their clothes on and they left. "
6:34 p.m. — A woman on Chestnut Street yells at kids and then bawls obscenities at their remonstrating mother.
7:07 p.m. — A Soapstone Lane man is missing his wages and his medication.
10:32 p.m. — Fifteen kids at McClelland School try to lure a boy there to fight with them.
10:55 p.m. — A car is egged on Lowell and also on Old Dover Road, Double-yolked, so to speak. Police call on several purveyors of eggs in an effort to find the perpetrators.