Did'nt Emma Royds write some good songs on the subject?
Or how about "The Ballad of Farmer Giles", or "Sitting on the Dockleaf of the Bay".
If anyone can write something totally unsympathetic for such a situation, the I'm sure Acorn4 can come up with the goods (in a plain brown wrapper, of course).
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