Sore ring Folk anthems ?

Subject: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ?
From: GUEST,Uncle Rumpo
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 10:25 AM

ooohh that's uncomfortable !!!

I've just endured a diabolical sit down session after last nights curry,
so just to cheer me up;

are there any known verifiable references to piles
or any other downstairs backdoor ailments
in any venerable old traditional folk songs ?


seriously..

Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ?
From: theleveller
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 10:57 AM

Pains of water loo.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ?
From: Mavis Enderby
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 12:54 PM

I've heard the Wilsons do Big Steamers...

Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ?
From: Leadfingers
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 01:25 PM

Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire ??

Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ?
From: Banjiman
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 01:46 PM

Big Log...... but I guess that's not trad.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ?
From: Jack Campin
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 03:05 PM

Fear of Banjos

Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ?
From: Banjiman
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 03:07 PM

Now that is funny!

Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ?
From: Steve Gardham
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 03:17 PM

Cats on the rooftops, cats on the tiles,
Cats with the syphilis, cats with the piles,
cats with their arseholes wreathed in smiles,
As we revel in the joys of fornication.

Tune, 'D'ye ken John Piles'.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ?
From: Peter the Squeezer
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 04:53 PM

Did'nt Emma Royds write some good songs on the subject?

Or how about "The Ballad of Farmer Giles", or "Sitting on the Dockleaf of the Bay".

If anyone can write something totally unsympathetic for such a situation, the I'm sure Acorn4 can come up with the goods (in a plain brown wrapper, of course).

Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ?
From: Peter the Squeezer
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 05:10 PM

On "The Winkers Album (Misprint)" by Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars, there is a song entitled "My Brother's Got Files (Misprint)".

Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ?
From: Edthefolkie
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 06:56 PM

The first line of the filthy version of The Sailor's Alphabet.

(A is for a***hole all covered in piles)

Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ?
From: Edthefolkie
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 06:58 PM

Sorry forgot an arseterisk - here it is *

Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ?
From: Tootler
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 07:10 PM

"In the next cage, ladies and gentlemen, we have the Rhinoceros"
"The Rhinoceros! What the f***ing hell's that"
"Rhinoceros comes from the Greek, ladies and gentlemen
from Rhino meaning money and ceros meaning piles
Hence Piles of money - which accounts for his abominable temper!!!!"

We're off to see the Wild West Show... etc.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ?
From: theleveller
Date: 10 Mar 10 - 05:43 AM

Skip to My Loo.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ?
From: Dave Sutherland
Date: 10 Mar 10 - 11:21 AM

I think that "The Unlucky Duck" in in the DT