"Thicker than a whale omlette" "If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose." "Shit, or get off the pot" = make up your mind "You don't keep a dog, and bark yourself" "He who lies down with dogs, shall rise with fleas" "He couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery" "Don't be difficult. Put a bit of effort into it, & be bloody-well impossible"
BTW what IS shinola? Is it something like Brasso?
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