Patsy - I had heard the same thing... and it wasn't for his opposable thumb that Jane Goodall named her favourite gorilla 'digit'... Besides, imagine the trouble it would cause, swinging through trees all day.... Jim, the way I heard that one, the hobo was asked if he would make love to the gorilla for £250. The hobo thought long and deeply, and finally answered. 'I will make love to the gorilla for £250 on three conditions. One, that there be a vet on standby with a dart gun just in case things get rough. Two, that any children of the union be brought up Catholic and three, can I pay you the £250 in installments? LTS
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