Hahahaa spaw! Oh, the mind reels at the possibilities...
When someone touches the tummy:
The muffled sound of a baby crying accompanied by mother's disapproving glare at the stranger and, "Tsk! You made my baby cry!"
Very deep baby voice saying, "Get your hands off me!"
Angelic voices singing in a heavenly chorus, "Aaaaaah aahhhhh!"
Eric Burdon singing "We Gotta Get Out of This Place"