[Many song titles in this thread have been converted to links by a Mudelf.]
I would like to put together a set of funny songs regarding sexual relations. For example; being caught in the act, or catching others, being thwarted, coitus awry! With me here? I've got three songs in mind but I need at least six more. For instance: I HAD BUT FIFTY CENTS (traditional), TOO CLOSE TOGETHER (Sonny Boy Williamson), and ON THE ROAD AGAIN (Memphis Jug Band). Not talking about needing it, or losing it, just funny stuff. 'Fess up bottom-feeders! Personal accounts of this phenomena are optional, but I need some titles! This is for a good cause, believe me.