Musket sans sanity not perfect??????? Har! Har! Ook! Ook! Oh, man, I'm killin' myself laffin' here, damn near fell outta my chair. For Musket to say he ain't perfect is like Al Capone sayin' he ain't kind-hearted! It's like Pol Pot sayin' "I am no humanitarian." It's like Richard Nixon sayin', "I'm just a teeny bit paranoid now and then, but hardly so you would notice."

I'll tell ya who is perfect. I am. Anyone who knows me can see it in an instant. I am the perfect example of an ape who knows exactly where he's goin' and why. Now, you take a checkered character like Musket, scratch his thin veneer of social respectability down to the layer of an onion skin, and whaddya find? A rank specist! A guy who thinks he's smarter than the average ape, acts like he's more credible than yer average zoo monkey, but he can't even peel a banana and do it the right way! If he was an ape, he'd be an embarrassment to the entire genus, and we'd hafta "cull" him out for the good of our race.

This bozo Musket sans whatever-the-heck is SO far from perfect that if infinity could be measured, his tragic lack of perfection would measure out at just one inch short of that on the scale.

- Chongo