I would be if I were in Carolina, but only to prepare myself for bumping into you. Although I would probably avoid Jesus freaks cos you lot make ours look inadequate.

Still having issues seeing what was put in my name. Considering I didn't type that, and cannot find it, I assume you have a delusion

To go with your other one perhaps?

Goofus. Don't make mental leaps old chap. I didn't write the second bit so your conclusion is up to your usual standards. Anyway, I just put in a good word for you as as shrink to our resident "at sea" person.   

I assume you are not capable of sorting his issues. No matter, neither am I. Or Freud.   Or my mate in The Wheatsheaf.