I could add a character I suppose. Snag is, plenty more where he came from. And not many of them in Och Aye The'Noo land either. We have far too many of the buggers here in civilisation too. ..

Scotland gave us The Malt Shovel pub in Edinburgh and The Winking Owl in Aviemore. It gave us Adam Smith and it gave us Kitchin restaurant in Leith. Let's not forget Scotch pies and deep fried Mars bars, , not to mention cirrhosis of the liver and associated public health uber statistics.

Oh, and my responsible adult is a product of the medical school in Edinburgh. I enjoy going up for Royal College dinners if nothing else. In fact, keep it to yourself but I used to run the Scotland office for a company back in the late'80s, in Airdrie. Also, we love to holiday there most years. (Not &/$!! Airdrie but the fluffy Scotland. )